Just looking to sit on a bearded man’s lap and tell him what I want 🤪2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/nursesgw
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/AlbertaGirlsGoneWild
I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning.2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/u_HorrorSpace9222
I think I bought a knock-off Hitachi Magic Wand. I was very disappointed when a rabbit jumped out of my twat. [f]2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
I[f] it’s hump day but it doesn’t rain, does that make it a dry hump day?2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
The henday wasnt the most slippery and wet thing this morning [f]2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everybody but for those who enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated [f]2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
I'm always [f]rank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name.2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
I’ve never seen Harry Potter be[f]ore but you can call me dumbledore because I’m the head master2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
This might just be the mushrooms talking but I think I’m a pretty [f]ungi2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
Blow jobs are the only jobs where one can suck and be good simultaneously [f]2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
Did you know the most commonly used search term on Google is “butt plug”? Well, it’s not. I just pulled that out of my ass. [f]2yr ⋅ HorrorSpace9222 ⋅ r/EdmontonGoneWild
