I'm like hey ๐ what's up ๐ hello๐ I'm yo nurse ๐3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/scrubsgonewild
If it's Wednesday but it's not raining outside, does that make it a dry hump day? ๐ซ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/altgonewild
A facial a day keeps the covid away... At least that's what he tells me3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/cumsluts
[f]ucking cold Albertan today. Not putting on pants or leaving the house ๐ 3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
And there you have it... In its natural environment, a whore wearing glasses ๐ฅธ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
Hey, babe, good morning! So... Iโm too sleepy to touch myself RN. Maybe you should come over and help me out?3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
I[f] it's Wednesday but it's not raining outside, does that make it a dry hump day? ๐ซ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
I spy with my little eye... Something that is sparkly ๐ค [f]3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
When you ask, I provide.... Anxiously awaiting beach season โฑ๏ธ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
[f]rosty morning here in Alberta. Stay warm my fellow Canucks โค๏ธ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
Jim Norton, once said he'd be happier to hear that bell bottoms were making a comeback than pubic hair. It blocks the view of something I love very much. What are your thoughts?3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
I just googled living with glaucoma before realizing it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses...3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
Showers the perfect place to enjoy a nice cold one ๐บ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/ShowerBeerGoneWild
Friday is my third favorite F word.. after food and fucking... In no particular order ๐3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
Stood up by a lady [f]riends 2 days in a row... In desperate need of a woman to eat this pussy ๐ฅฐ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/EdmontonGoneWild
4 years ago this week, bringing home little miss Cricket and her brother Tucker โค๏ธ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
Because the polar vortex is coming and it's [f]ucking cold โ๏ธ Check out these puppies ๐ถ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
Shower thoughts: If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/milf
Someone wanna bring me a Tim's double double and spend the day in bed with me? It's [f]riken cold in Alberta today ๐3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
โBe gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!โ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/milf
Just sitting here waiting for someone to come play with me...3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
โI just want to be [f]riends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.โ โ Dwight Schrute. Happy Valentine's Day you filthy Canucks โค๏ธ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later ๐ง drop me your best dad joke below ๐3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
โWould I rather be feared or loved? Umm... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.โ โ Michael Scott, The Office. Happy Valentine's Day you perverts ๐3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
I love my small titties โค๏ธ playing dress up since it's minus [f]ourty out โ๏ธ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
AAA Alberta beef tattooed on my ass and a kokanee in hand, just missing my igloo and pet moose. Is there anything more Canadian3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love beer.3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/prettyaltgirls
โIn your opinion, how many cats are too many cats? You know, for when we live together?โ ๐ธ๐ป๐ผ3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/prettyaltgirls
โUsually Iโm on top to keep the guy [f]rom escaping.โ โ Lisa Lampanelli.3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
Just sitting here thinking about how many 8 year olds I could take in a [f]ight.... ๐คท3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/GoneWildCanada
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate my beautiful little furbabies Moose and Cricket ๐3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/u_Horror_Cucumber69
[F]Rozen in this polar vortex and in need of some cuddles.3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/EdmontonGoneWild
Want to come over and watch porn on my [f]lat screen mirror?3yr โ Horror_Cucumber69 โ r/EdmontonGoneWild
