He who controls the ball controls the Semis.

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Got new windows installed, they all have these little 2” plastic things, that kind of look like switches. They sort of move but don’t seem like they are really suppose to. What are they/what do they do?

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Most inconsistent feature of the games

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In Jurassic Park, Ray Arnold, a smoker, tells everyone to “hold onto their butts”. This is because he is an underpaid IT worker and is giving fair warning that he’ll steal your smokes if you are careless.

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Pray to Mr. Kite Man

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Leaked video of the Goldmask voice actor recording his lines

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Part of being an alcoholic is making it seem like you are drunk less often than you really are

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r/funfacts is a pathway to much knowledge some consider to be....wildly inaccurate.

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MRW I’m in a bilingual German-English band called “Und, My Boy” but my German pronunciation is terrible

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There it is

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MRW When I'm browsing reddit and a post with a controversial title appears in my feed but the comments point out what is really going on and are mostly rational and compassionate

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I was unboxing my new TV, it happens everytime

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Jason Alexander in 1979 at a rehearsal at Boston University

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FromSoftware fans when they are told their hoarded consumables don’t transfer to the next game

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Sorry if this doesn't follow the rules but I felt it fit the spirit of the sub. A mighty harvest from a 425 million dollar settlement!

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Dark Souls is a really hard series of Video Game

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Me trying to explain to my non gamer friend that Dark Souls is the perfect game to start with and its very relaxing

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You know the Abyss? That dark void traversed by Artorias, knight of Gwyn Lord of Sunlight?? Say no more fam, I gotchu

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MRW I see the “no politics” rule in this sub

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Trump-a-Rum! Hooker-Pee!

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Why go to the trouble to brew it, can it, and try to sell it?

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Hans Landa - A Political Compass Odyssey

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DAE think this was one of the more schwabboldabblewabble gabbleflebablabablab fights in the whole series?

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Once, twice, three times .....AAAAHH! OH THE HUMANITY!

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Mods please don't ban me

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Never underestimate the impact of an esoteric text

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Another painful childhood memory....

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Free 14 day trial, first come first serve!

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Lorian and the Brain

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Gotta remain PC and inclusive to all those faggotistical communities

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If It Is For The Sake Of Preserving Suspension of Disbelief, I Will Seize Any Matter Of Heretical Strength.

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Ahhh Kos... or some say Kosm. Do you hear our prayers?

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“Sir, the good news is we were able to salvage Sif’s brain and upload her mind into the robot...” “And the bad news?”....

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I wonder how CD would feel about this

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A fine note in Bloodborne

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Tony Soprano is a Tool

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My friend really loves his cat. To be fair, she is an awesome cat.

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This is Anor Londo

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MFW I get killed by the first enemy closest to the bonfire and immediately go hollow

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Its a Myazakian Masterpiece

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Rare photo, colourized, Circa age of shit

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How this sub views the games

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In The Incredibles(2004), a cop holds Frozone at gunpoint thinking he is a robber. Because he was wearing a face mask the cop didn't realize he was an unarmed black man, saving him from being shot 8 times in the back.

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Yeeol of Londor

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Fwampt, the tri-chromosomal kingseeker

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Maynard after Tool instantly sells out the next tour but he has to be in the same room as his fans

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There is really only one Sanctuary Guardian for me

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Ah Kos, or some say

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Sometimes we do terrible things as invaders

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Stereotypes

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Part Guy Fieri, but with a touch of menopause and attention-whore I gotchu fam

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Few hunters can resist the intoxication of the hunt. Look at you, just the same as all the rest...

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Dex out for Harambe

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Who would win?

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In Marvel's Avengers: Infinity War, when Spiderman attacks Thanos, Thanos calls him an insect. This was an oversight on the part of scriptwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, as Spiderman is in fact a human.

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Pickle Pop

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My lunch today, 4 day old grilled chicken breast, romaine lettuce, aged white chedder cut with a steak knife, and a Sabra Singles classic guacamole

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Now I'd like to take a minute and tell you the Lore of how I became King of a realm called Gondor

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Dark Souls trilogy re re re re re-release, summon 10 phantoms, unlock Gwyndolyn's Sexy Made skin, and pre-order now for Lords of Cinder firewood chopping minigame! Available 2025

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When you’ve been marathoning all three Dark Souls games and finally come to the first pot of Estus Soup

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Never underestimate the ninja skills of a white guy with nunchaku

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Happy Belated Mother's Day

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Into the limo you sonofabitch! No arguments!

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Pickle Pee Pump a Rum

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This is really shitty even for my standards

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MRW Fromsoftware, yet again, nerfs every single weapon and spell I use in PVP

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The best portal game

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I presume it visible to thee? The bonfire here, in this room.

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When you can finally two hand the Spiked club

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Unbearable shame

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MRW I'm a FromSoftware developer and I'm running out of ideas for bosses so I just decide to combine random ones, in this case Demon of Song and Shadows of Yharnam

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We shitposters are keenly aware. Those who own publishing rights possess something quite special..

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Dragon Acolyte cosplay with bonus Green Blossom props! Incredible attention to detail

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If I'm gonna be eaten alive I only want one thing to do it

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Price Lothric bakes some bread with his brother (colorized, circa Age of Fire)

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DAE think this is the worst designed boss in the entire Soulsborne catalog?

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Only in Lordran

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Rise if you would, daddy. For that is your curse at 6am on a Sunday.

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Milf-A-Nito

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MRW I’m browsing r/all and come across a random serious political post

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With the addition of the Plume, I'm fairly certain we can expect this to be the new norm

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OCELOOOOOOTTTTTEEE!!!!

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Good Guy Gwyn

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Just a picture of me waiting for the price to drop at the Bookmobile

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Who would win?

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Feel old yet?

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Gank Squad spotted in Crystal Cave!

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After a long day of linking the fire, the dex-leveling chosen undead settles down in his cosy bed for some much-needed sleep.

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Let's dispel with this notion once and for all that MSNBC doesn't know what they are doing. They know exactly what they are doing.

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AMA, Every freakin' time. (I'm especially looking at you Jack Black)

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Strangely, I was searching Google for images of viruses when I stumbled upon this

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MFW I'm into Furry play but I've been doing it for so long I've had to take it to the extreme to get anything out of it anymore

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nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

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MRW When I realized the stupid malicious Chrome extension pressed the button for me

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They should have used a Father of All Bombs

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I just completed a no death SL 1 run with my throat slit and an inflatable sex doll shoved up my ass while my mom yells at me triggering my childhood PTSD, I think this is a first.

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meirl duels

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I've never seen this before. How do I get that item?

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Rate my build pls

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The artistry is unparalleled. You could even say its perpendicular

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Had the Twin Princes not turned their backs on their duties, perhaps this is a vision of what the mighty kingdom of Lothric could have become

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(circa Age of Ancients, colorized) Lord Gwyn peels apart the Everlasting Dragons' stone scales with his might bolts

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The Portuguese man o' war: not a jellyfish but a siphonophore-it is not a single organism, but a colonial organism made up individual organisms called zooids which are physiologically integrated to the extent that they cannot survive independently and function as if they were an individual organism.

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I really want this meme to take off

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Dammit Ludleth

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When I invade and the host is AFK

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Chosen Undead(str build) discussing with a dex weebo which of the four knights of Gwyn was best(colorized, circa Age of Ultron)

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Jonny Inaction

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I visited the Castle today, no mirelurk sightings and the walls were in good shape

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Hahahah! This is what I do, my friend!

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Gratitude President

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When I try to steal and share content for you people but don't get many upvotes

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This puzzle has been given me a hell of a time. Help?

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Little known fact, a family owned plumbing and heating business hired some geniuses and would eventually grow into the world leader in Robotics and AI

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Found a more ridiculous drumset than Danny's

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Hand it over, that thing, your lark foal

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When the weather is warm enough where you don't have to wear a jacket, but not too sunny where you need sunscreen

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What is this thing on my Office ceiling?

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Today, our commentors were pretty cool guys

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MRW when I realize my glasses are electrocuting me slightly.

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The only innovation the xbox one controller needed

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Oh thenk mr Skelta!

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Really Xbox? I didn't know there were that many hours in a month.

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How I feel after one month smoke free, having quit cold turkey and no more cravings.

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Man this game is hard. I'm stuck on this one. Any ideas on how to solve it? Thanks.

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First attempt at pulled pork! See you in 8-10 hours.

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My reaction when I've perfected the art of getting an orgasm through farting, but the key to doing it is to have it come up out through the other end.

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Report your feelings

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Onion, tomato, feta, mozzarella, garlic, and peppers, on a homemade sauce and I am proud to say I think I finally got the hang of the dough

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Made this Friday, it was good because its Pizza, but I just can’t quite get all the way there. Any tips appreciated!

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Dr. Zais!

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Few companies possess something so precious; the ability to print money

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Tool fans are clever

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Small cut on eyelid won’t heal, what should I do?

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I have this mousepad...it really ties the room together.

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And a good day to you sir!

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She's had a tough life, but she's still a sweet girl.

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I tried to resist, but eventually I just caved in to the inevitable.

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Solaire challenges Seeth the Scaleless, colorized [circa Age of Fire]

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MFW when I have a Grudge

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Hangin’ out

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MRW someone says they don't bother reading item descriptions

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To those of you who got busted by your spouse following the Ashley Madison leak

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