Why wear a mask?

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This is why we have guard rails.

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Sorry, I'm not that kind of Doctor.

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How did you think we chose the sheriff?

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There goes my appetite.

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Sometimes it takes a while to realize

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I raise a toast.

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At least he found one.

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Our dice have a sense of irony.

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Listen carefully.

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I want a refund.

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Suit yourself.

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Genies out of the bottle.

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It looked tasty.

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Those work conditions make me sick.

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What? It's authentic.

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History was written by the writers.

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Well that darkened my spirit.

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That poor phone still had so much battery.

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Still waiting for the answer.

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What doesn't kill you

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Who's That Pokemon?

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What? Lots of people have double-jointed necks!

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Is your refrigerator running?

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I feel triggered.

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Can't catch 'em all if they keep adding to 'em all.

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How much time have you wasted trying to save time?

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It's only ever %99.9

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Disgusting document.

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Just take the sleep deprivation.

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At least the bridge has wi-fi.

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Oof ouch I don't feel much pain.

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Save the planet - stop farting.

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Cutting costs.

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I'll sue ya!

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Gotta keep the timelines straight

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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The road to Hell is paved.

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Was that not obvious?

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A plague doctor is still a doctor.

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The sound of rain isn't comforting anymore.

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First Law of Gravity: What goes up, must come down.

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Paladins need pets too.

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Oof ouch my knee bones.

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Hell doesn't really like smoke.

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There still there, you just can't see them.

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I don't like the sound of rain anymore.

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Harsh words cut to the bone.

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Faithless fisherman

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That doesn't seem fair

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We all need a little more love.

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They left that part out of the bible.

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