A second hand book for my friend’s birthday, wrapped in left over fabric from my caravan curtains.

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Secret loft

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It’s a SECKS thing sweaty, I wouldn’t expect any of you PORES to understand.

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For my next trick, I will attempt to normalise the gig economy by giving prospective employees false hope.

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Who do they think they are? This application is to be a Christmas/seasonal casual at a pet store. Minimum wage.

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Omg 😩 if only ATM cards were widely available, then everyone could get one. Why did she have to flex on us like that 😔

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YOURE NOT QUALIFIED TO LIKE MAKEUP IF YOUVE NEVER LAID YOUR GREASY PORE FINGERS ON ONE OF OUR MEDIOCRE PALETTES SWEETBILGE

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Ask nicely? No, I’d rather call you a giant. (OC)

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Someone please tell me that this isn’t canon...

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Please free him

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lmao lisa u wild

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Hmm...

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Pray that Blaze shows you mercy.

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Satisfying my pizza cravings. Vegemite and cheese on a low carb wrap 🤤.

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For my next trick, I will attempt to normalise the gig economy by giving prospective employees false hope.

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Omg🤯😍 so excited to get the norovirus 😫😩😩

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Blink twice if you are under duress.

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My updated drag face:

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I want to cry. She is so beautiful without makeup 😭.

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Please come and work at our understaffed fish and chip shop, we are extremely condescending and expect you to be available every day and all hours! What a dream, right? Btw it’s minimum wage :).

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Life is strange

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Same but with actually good makeup lol

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A customer at my work once paid with one of these and it declined 😂.

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Old vs new RDR playing cards

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Bought one week ago today, now updated with the darkest legal tint. I’m officially in love.

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I posted in my Facebook group that MLM posters will be banned, which produced this gem.

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Don’t suppose she could transform back?

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You know your makeup is 🔥 when it does the bare minimum! #aggressivelygrateful

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Worst one I’ve seen this week. Hunbot uses her daughter in a video to shill Younique. 😡

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My sister's (home-made) version of a guest signing book. Made with wood burning.

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Abandoned tipi at Owanjila dam. There appears to be gems in the baskets but they can’t be taken. Any ideas?

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For your consideration, I present to you: The Karening. Local Karen implies Karen and the n-word are interchangeable.

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Behold! This is the job that yourcareer.gov.au says would be good for me. In fact, it's the only job suggested that has very strong future demand. It also happens to be in the gambling industry. How nice.

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Pewdiepie’s jacket/jumper?

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Just waiting for a mate.

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Has anyone else’s character changed after the character creator? I’m not a fan of the lipstick at all :(.

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