Strickland is a family. I’m like the daddy, and the daddy aint feel in’ so good. You work for me? “Yes sir, Mr. Strickland.” I’m your daddy.1yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Mom, shalom—it’s me, Snot. I got into NASA medical school. If they have phones on Mars, I’ll call ya. Bye!1yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/americandad
Start the car, I know a whoopie spot. Where the ham is cold, but some of it’s also hot!1yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/americandad
“Ashley’s doing the splits for a cigarette.” “Unfiltered, if ya have it!” 👧🏼🚬3yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/americandad
Olive is not out of the woods yet. She has weeks of treatment to go, and could use some more healing energy and prayers.1yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/torties
Mmm..you’re not ever going to convince me that these are the same dogs.3yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2
“Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna tell you about a little place I know...Little place called London Bridge..IT’S FALLING DOWN!”3yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/americandad
Y’all! Is she coming out as gay? Are we reading too much into the caption? Thoughts!!?3yr ⋅ HKtx ⋅ r/billieeilish
