u/historianslayer

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r/NonCredibleDefense

Meanwhile, in the CIA headquarters...

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Step 1: Kill aid workers. Step 2. brag about it. Step 3. ??????

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Random fun fact: It is the Largest dam in Russia, and has had 5 major accidents.

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'Ultra-Modern Nato Equipment' (A Bradley took down a T-90)

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I miss that beaver. He seemed cool.

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Operation Deliberate Force 2 when?

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Link in comments to see the disgusting work yourself.

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The People's Front of Judea vs the Judean People's Front, vs the Popular Front of Judea.

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How many ships can Russia loose to a country without a Navy (lots, the answer is lots)

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3000 ####### of ####### (Collects souvenirs, walks into the forest, then a Black Hawk flies away)

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The mad lads actually did it!

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That's not gonna buff out. (DIRECT FUCKING HIT!)

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Who had 'Ukraine sinks another ship' on their bingo cards? (reportedly Olenegorsk Gornjak)

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Hans, Are we the Baddies?

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Made on my phone with in-flight wifi (I am terminally online)

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They were just sitting there. Not bolted down, concreted in. Just, sitting there.

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Two explosions reported! (Russia claims all missiles intercepted. This will never not be funny)

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Russian 'Stealth' jet debuts the: Belgorod maneuver

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An updated classic. I love it when a plan doesn't come together

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Imagine if [deleted] could see us now...

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Wars have been started over less (JTF 2 is edging to do the Funni)

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Please, I can only take so much!

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Let's hold a referendum for Belgorod to join Ukraine.

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3 days to Kiev. (Greatest joke of all time)

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Two down, one to go! (He will live on in our memes)

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A simple chart for anyone who is confused (looking at you, Iran and Hamas)

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Ok, so it isn't so funny when it happens to you (3 days to Wellington)

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Everyone is using Nukes. We use Rods.

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SMALL SHED CAPTURED - UKRAINIANS PANIC

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He literally didn't blink or move once (during his 'live' appearance)

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We will be forced to declare war against The Ukraine - Vladimir little dick Putin.

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This has to be like a war crime or something - coping Vatniks

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Human Error is the new Smoking Accident (I see many 'accidents in Moscows future)

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through

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Russia is trying to get NATO to attack them so they can claim they lost the war to NATO. Giga-chad Poland is simply calling their bluff.

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They can't keep getting away with this!

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Henceforth, any Germans caught with flamethrowers or saw-bladed bayonets would be shot. - General Pershing

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Honestly, I was worried there for a second.

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We do a little trolling (with the funny symbols)

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I present to you: The world's least-credible potential battle. (The only way NZ could defeat the US)

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I have to say, my bingo card's looking good!

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Chechnyan front when? (The CIA is ready to support our mujahadeen allies!)

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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. (I guess they could add it later...)

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POV: The average Alaskan is better equipped than your Special Forces. (Fuck around, Feel the wrath of an all-powerful god)

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NATO REMAINS STRONG! (We have successfully defeated r/Chile)

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I love watching the cameramen swinging around wildly to try and get explosions in the frame.

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Abrams fighting ruskies, Patriots figthing Migs. It's all coming together.

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He's Just standing There... Menacingly! (True chads need no backup)

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Only a hop, skip, and a jump from Ukraine!

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we like peace now say world leaders.

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Airframe maintenance? Never heard of her!

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I believe this is called a big brain move

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Last week's shape was: Middle Finger

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Like seriously - whats with all the war crimes?

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I promised Putin I wouldn't share this, but I couldn't resist.

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Ukrainian Ministry of Defence, reach out - I have ideas.

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I can't wait to see the upgrades they release with the B-52 model NCDJ412G!

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But I mean, Putin did bomb those apartments in 99', so who knows?

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Wagner vs Russia when?

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Editing is hard. (Nothing is less credible than a phalanx on an airship)

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Luckily, the DoD allows for overweight employees.

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Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated.

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I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A BAD IDEA! (Shoigu, where is my post-approval!)

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POV: you just heard the news.

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I bet it's even funnier the third time (I hope)

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The elites don’t want you to know this, but Dam Posting is allowed. You can do it. I have 458 Dam-posts.

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If this is the distraction/trial run, I can't wait to see the main show!

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F-16s are about to arrive in Romania for pilot training! (UKRAINIAN F-16 SCHEMES SOON!!!!!)

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He didn’t like cameras, but I managed to get a quick photo for my blog! (5/5 stars)

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I can't believe this is real, it has bipartisan support too! (The USN is drooling)

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I can't wait for Antonov's post-Russia career as a stand-up comedian.

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Witness the awe-inspiring power of Russian technology!

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Detailed explanation in comments.

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U/HistorianSlayer showcases his vision for Europe's future! (breakdown in comments)

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Better late than never.

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I went down memory lane for this (I know it's meta, but mods pls allow it for nostalgia alone)

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Blood for Blood (West Taiwan is doing some crazy things in the East Vietnamese sea)

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Ship people are invalid, and should be shamed constantly (It's ok, the freaks are into it).

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I'm calling it now: 'Reverse Crimean attack', it's far too credible.

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If only you knew how bad things really are

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Look at what I found in my basement; it's a classic!

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WW3 be fought with stones, WW4 be fought with unknown technology of sticks

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL (I have gone crazy)

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Someday... He will return.

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Riddle me this: How many times can Russia have naval defeats against a country with no navy?

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What air defence doing has never been more relevant.

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(I have no idea how modern ICMBs work, and assume they move in a straight line)

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Let's not forget the true heroes.

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planned demolition (Either: A. Building collapse, B. third attack, or C. Russia destroying the building to hide their humiliation)

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