MRW he keeps asking if I swallowed
Roses are red, don't slip on the ice.
Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out.
Just bought new toothpaste...
Captured a picture of this fat cat. Disgusted.
Payed for a customers food the other week, today she came in and gave me this. Easily the sweetest thing anyone's done for me.
100 bucks for my awesome workout bench. Lightly used.
On top of a street lamp in a parking lot?
Spent over 60 dollars because I love this game and wish too see it grow. I have over 7000 ice. I opened one chest with opals.
Was looking on the Google play store, found this highly familiar game.
So I was eating a burrito and started reading it.... woops...
Saved him from a bad home, didnt notice the deformity till we were halfway home.
No wonder our Ganesha was afk in my last game. He had some business to attend too.
His/Hers hand check <3
I need some help messaging this girl first. Give me your best opener for a girl named oh
Merry christmas everyone! I hope your holidays are going better than my own.
Oh we're doing these today? Rate my setup.
My birthday is today, at least I'm able to message myself.
When you know it'll be a good match
There was an attempt to scam me.
I don't even get what the photo means. It must be way to deep for me to comprehend.
Not trying to advertise, but if you're complaining about battery life, 7500mah battery.
I was wondering why he was so squishy!
Works at PetSmart and never shuts up about fish. Roast my friend.
So we had conversations on a couple threads about icons, and a comment and thread I posted to came to mind.
They saw it as infuriating. I saw it as my companion. (Xpost - /r/mildlyinfuriating)
This is about how well my matches on tinder are going.
My first tattoo by my father (Michael Martinez) here at Studio 66 in Porterville Ca.
Can you come set up our surround sound sweetie? I already plugged most of it in. Of course mom!
Jesus is my GPS (fixed)
I spend all day at work thinking of questions to be asked and answers to tell them. I just want to be famous for a day
Im wondering why it doesnt have this option for the other platforms?[sorry screenshot taken on my ipod]
Its gonna be something simple i bet.
[ENTERTAINMENT] My Destiny based theme.
There are two kinds of people in this world.