Throwback to when Frontier added a bunch of creatures and features to JWE that most of the community said would never be added:9mo ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
After reducing (the most important one), reusing, recycling (mostly a feel-good half measure), and composting (being mindful to minimize food waste), this is my total trash output (plus some from other sources) from the beginning of June of 2019 to today:3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/nextfuckinglevel
Made $10.62 on $AMC today. Celebrating by eating an avocado to spite the boomers.3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
Frontier or Modders: Can we get an alternate wall with this art?11mo ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Jurassic Park Evolution fans, for the most part, don't have a clue...4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Our subreddit was featured on the latest episode of HBO’s “How to With John Wilson”!9mo ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/titanic
I was given a backstage tour of the Jurassic Park lab at Universal Studios Florida and took a picture of this map of Isla Nublar’s transportation system. Happy building!4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
A friendly reminder that JWE banner graphics and thumbnails are super easy to fake.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
My brother and I found our old hockey cards while going through our parents’ attic, including this incredible Olaf Kolzig card. (Read the mustard!)4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/hockey
Well, I just got unfriended for calling out a parent, who was formerly a rational friend, for posting a picture of her naked child sitting on a toilet on Facebook for hundreds to see. Hormones are a hell of a drug.8yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/childfree
I just moved to a new town and started a new job in the same week. The past ten days have been crazy. I finally have a break. This is my dinner: eight packs of ramen nooched and salted to oblivion. Banana for scale. Also, a dog’s foot. I’m eating this in bed with my dog. Bring on the carb coma!2yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
[OC] Scatterplot of all rational numbers between zero and one for all fractions with denominators between one and two-hundred. (I made this by accident and thought it was both beautiful and interesting.)3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
So, uh, you do expect your vivid Stegosaurus to be, uh, vivid, don't you?5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Behold: A quesadilla made from the leftover fragments in a bag of wraps that was best used by six months ago, a loose piece of vegan cheese from the bottom of the cheese drawer, and some lettuce that I grew from the stump of an old head that I put into a cup of water in the fridge and forgot about.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
With all the reskinning and remodeling, perhaps we'll finally get a proper TLW Mamenchisaurus with Return to Jurassic Park.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
I just found these dinosaur watercolors on Etsy. Do you recognize anyone familiar?3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Full JWE/JWE2 Creature List (Based on recent 4chan rumors...) — 29 CONFIRMED SPECIES TO DATE! (07/30/21 UPDATE)3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
It would have been a nice touch to have Ed Regis in place of young Cabot Finch. (Ed Regis was the head of public relations for Jurassic Park in the novel.)4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
This Largemouth Bass choked on a wintertime meal and washed ashore in the spring:5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/natureismetal
Here’s what’s left to add to JWE2 according to Universal’s own species list as featured on the DPG website in 2018: Coelurus, Microceratus, Segisaurus, and Lesothosaurus. (Of course, there are other missing canonical creatures from other lists, as well.)9mo ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
First Spotted Salamander of the spring! I visited my favorite amphibian pond to check on everyone and saw eight in total, plus many signs of amphibian activity!5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/herpetology
Full JWE/JWE2 Creature List (Based on recent 4chan rumors...) (UPDATE)3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
We have Haast Eagle. We have Bajadasaurus. We have Ophiacodon. We do, uh, expect to have Jurassic Park dinosaurs in our, uh, Jurassic Park dinosaur game? Right? Hello?3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Full JWE/JWE2 Creature List (Based on recent 4chan rumors...) (UPDATE)3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
I stand corrected: The change to the enclosure signs IS film accurate! Great attention to detail, Frontier! (I still have no idea why the sign is next to the bathroom or why bathroom is next to the *locked* vehicle tour.)4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Tyrannosaurus *NOT A* Remodel: Objective Comparison of the JP Rex and the JW Rex4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
The leaked JWA Scutosaurus is an homage to the the unreleased Kenner Jurassic Park Series II Scutosaurus from 1994!4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Finally beginning fusion on Geminititan! Staying home because of coronavirus has made it difficult for me to get to Zone 4, so it’s been taking longer than originally planned to get to this point. 50 DNA is a good start, but I’ve mentally prepared myself for 10s from here on out.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
After over twenty-five years of waiting, we’re only one species away from being able to recreate Jurassic Park as it was supposed to open!4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
WOW! I fused Diplovenator for 90 DNA! It happened so fast and unexpectedly that I nearly missed getting the screenshot. Has anyone else fused for 90 DNA or more before?3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
I’ve been sorting through my parents’ attic and found this who’s who of 80s stuffed animals — as well as a lot of other great throwbacks!4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/toys
If you are downvoting every post and every comment that I make in this subreddit, please stop. I know that I have some unpopular viewpoints, but differences of opinion can be discussed or ignored. Trying to ruin or sabotage someone else’s experience out of spite, however, is toxic.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Why isn't Carnotaurus included in the RtJP campaign? The species list for the campaign mixes film and novel canon. It includes all featured species from all three movies. Why not all featured species from both novels? (Excluding species that are not already in the game, of course.)4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
I just found these Dilophosaurus sculptures that I made in 5th grade art class during the spring of 1993 — in the small gap between reading JP for the first time and seeing JP for the first time.6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicPark
New Hexagon Theory: Empty Hexagons Could Extend Infinitely in Every Direction!6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
[OC] The attack on Pearl Harbor occurred on December 7th, 1941 — seventy-nine years ago today. To celebrate, here is total confirmed COVID-19 deaths in the United States by date, measured in attacks on Pearl Harbor, a non-SI freedom unit that even the densest of Americans can understand.3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
i come here to see shitty versions of vegan food, but all i've seen lately is vegan versions of shitty food. i'm stepping up the game: peanut butter sandwich on three end pieces of bread.7yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
I just encountered my first Mortem Rex in the arena — when I was matched against an opponent from Nublar Shores who has 1,500 more trophies than I do. When this creature unlocks in mass in about ten weeks, the arena is going to become a disaster area.3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
The coloration of the enclosure signs has changed since the development build. I can see why they did it, but I'm bummed that they aren't all in the style with the yellow circle that was seen in the film. (And I still wish that there was one for every species and not just for these eight.)4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
I spent the past four months grinding for Woolly Mammoth DNA in the sanctuary just to be able to destroy these two overused, overboosted, overpowered, low-hanging crutches. The amount of work needed to combat these pieces of garbage, for what they're worth, is absurd, but totally worth it.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
After four months of dedicated sanctuary grinding and turtle hunting, I’m less than one week away from unlocking Mammolania — and I CANNOT wait to begin consistently wrecking Indoraptor Gen 2 and Procerathomimus, which, by comparison, take almost no effort to create and evolve, with it.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Plate of Trader Joe's Hash Browns Garnished with Ketchup and a Dollop of Just Mayo — >1,300 Calories!6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
The Frontier Coelophysis is wonderful, but the Kenner Coelophysis will always be my one and only JP Coelophysis. Does anyone else wish that Frontier had made a greater effort to mine design influence from the thirty years of preexisting Jurassic media and better tie the universe together?3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
I'm working on a table to visualize and make intuitive sense of the complete creature overhaul coming with version 2.0. Here is a preview detailing how tyrant and high-apex creature stats and immunities will be affected. (I will be adding all other creatures and their moves later this weekend.)4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Film Canon DLC — We are SIX dinosaurs away from having complete film canon!6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Found my “vintage” JP posters! Sure, anyone can buy them on eBay for $75 in 2018, but you can’t buy the coolness that came with having them on your bedroom wall in 1993!6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicPark
Ah! Haha! Bo! Bo Marit, My Community Manager from Frontier. Knows more about fanboys than anyone.6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Frontier's Malcolm model is WRONG and INACCURATE. The hair doesn't match. The glasses are missing. The nose is a different shape. The eyes are more cynical. Who else wants to see a CANON Malcolm in the game?6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
The Law of Parsimony: When presented with competing hypothetical answers to a problem, one should select the one that makes the fewest assumptions.6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Non-Speculative JWE Dinosaur List (Most Complete List to Date, as of 06/01/18)6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Full visual summary of version 2.0 changes. I wish that there was a more concise way to visualize all the information at once, but there was A LOT of information. Either way, it's a lot easier to make sense of in this format than in the official forum post. Enjoy!4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
My companion is PGY3 and is constantly swamped by non-essential transfers and the mountains of paperwork that come with them, so I made her this fancy flowchart to give to management.5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/Residency
The best $120 that I have ever spent in my life. Twelve boxes at $10 per box! 10,800 total Lego pieces! Thank you, Jesus, for black friday at Walmart!5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/lego
Level 29 Procerathomimus in Aviary. Tier 8 Attack Boost (+20%). Tier 10 Health Boost (+25%). Tier 7 Speed Boost (+14). 2,500 total boosts applied. Effectively a Level 33 Procerathomimus with speed boost. What can you even do? Broken creature is broken!🤮4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
I spotted a mouse in the house last night. Today, I made some humane traps. They’re not pretty, but hopefully they’ll work!4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/lego
Alphabetical List of Confirmed Dinosaurs in Base Game! (36/37 — only one left to go!)6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Most people don’t know that the JP Triceratops animatronic was not brown — it was actually shades of blue, but covered in dirt! (“Making of...” video links in the comments.)6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicPark
My shitty vegan spaghetti that I made in memory of Scott Wilson is getting roasted on r/thewalkingdead.6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
Alliance Mission Completion Times Need to be Calibrated (Results may vary. Discussion in comments.)5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
What America Means to Me — An essay written by my brother in 1998, when he was in the 5th grade.6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/MURICA
JPIII Comparative Size Chart with JWE Model Silhouettes Superimposed (All model silhouettes are scaled to one another as they appear in game.)5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
1,820 Calories of Funfetti Frosting — Complete with Antioxidants and Chamomile and Rosemary Extracts!7yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
[OC] There is no flattening the curve by stretching it. The curve can only be deflated. 20,000,000 concurrent cases will unquestionably exhaust available medical resources. Even at decreased growth rates, we hit that ceiling within a few weeks. Exponents are too powerful. STAY HOME.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
On St. Patrick’s Day 2019, I unlocked Trykosaurus without first unlocking any of the required components. Today, only out of principle, I finally evolved my Ankyntrosaurus to level 20. My debt has been paid.4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
What should I dart? (A loose guide to unlocking Unique creatures.)3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
Non-Speculative JWE Dinosaur List (Most Complete List to Date, as of 06/05/18)6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
[OC] The 9/11 “Tribute to Light” Memorial for Covid-19 Victims instead of 9/11 Victims3yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
Sharing original content between licensees has always been an option, as ownership of any content created under a license typically transfers to the licensor. When licensees create their own content, they often create a fragmented extended media universe. Look at what JWA released just today:4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/jurassicworldevo
Every Single 15 Minutes of My August 1999 through July 2002 Recorded [OC]6yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
How does LEVELING UP compare to BOOSTING UP? Leveling up results in a higher % increase in stat value than boosting up, per unit increase. Boosting two times is the same as leveling up one time. Boosting ten times is the same as leveling up 8.31 times.5yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/JurassicWorldAlive
[OC] 50%* of Total Confirmed COVID-19 Deaths in the United States by Date4yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
I just rewatched the 90s classic “Blank Man” and was thinking: Which 80s/90s title movie “mans” would make great bosses in a Mega Man-style game where you’d have to play through levels based on the movies? Who would the playable hero be?2yr ⋅ hiplobonoxa ⋅ r/Megaman
