It's good to be prepared nowadays.

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The feels when I haven't read enough SCP entries to understand any of the memes here

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I've been all 4 at the same time 🤝

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No one likes to be left out.

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I told myself I would get off the internet and start cleaning at 11. MRW it's 11.

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This popped into my head after the last one I made.

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I'm kinda in a slump right now and didn't want to leave the house but my 13-year-old niece just invited me to her baptism party with the words: Cheer up. There'll be free beer and all-you-can-eat tacos.

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My favorite.

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Made me think of ISTJ

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HIFW the sink starts to leak, my husband starts to freak and I jump in with my pipe wrench and epoxy putty to save the day.

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Y'all know David?

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I'm making hard candy ribbons for Thanksgiving and xmas! (recipe in comments)

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MRW I go to pick up pizza at the local pizzeria and the super hot, way-out-of-my-league Italian guy I always check out winks at me and tells me I look very beautiful today.

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Tried to realign the brakes myself. Fudged it. Let's just get them out of the way for now... I don't need front brakes anyway.

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To hit the nurse with a finger-gunned glove

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This toothpaste tube, frozen and sliced open.

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Kvatch can never catch a break...

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I just put off returning these library books for 3 months WCGW?

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MRW a white (trash) guy on the bus insults me by saying I bet she lives on the Indian reservation... She looks like the type.

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What I feel like doing when I go into the makeup store for the first time in years and can't understand what all this shit does anymore.

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I can't decide which dancer does it best.

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Very pretty stationery I found in a thrift store.

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Holding a turkey while I ride an ironing board down the stairs, WCGW?

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I didn't even owe this much when I got evicted from my apartment. I need to sort my life out... and have a talk with the librarian.

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Roses are red, sushi is nice

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I'll just kick this trashcan. WCGW?

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HIFW I was posting on reddit drunk last night and I didn't make an idiot out of myself

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hmmm

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Looking good, boys.

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I knew I couldn't be the only freak who thought they would make a cute couple...

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Stupid stork. I love pregnant Sims.

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I was playing an online game of F***, Marry, Kill and was presented with a choice that one of you trolls must have come up with.

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How hard is it to grow certain houseplants? (How accurate is this infographic, /r/gardening?)

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if anyone wants to say or call me immature for posting this

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Can't remember what it is but I'm mostly just sharing. These turn into the most beautiful moths :) It was eating a psychoactive plant called Datura - is this safe for it?

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A month ago I repotted a mint plant and tossed some of the cut-off roots onto this unbroken desert ground, giving them occasional water. Aggressive little survivors.

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