I sure hope this is fake.

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Wow that’s a good one. Did you come up with that yourself?

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Me irl

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Pandora won’t allow me to skip the song because the band paid extra money.

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no joke guys

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Leftover pasta and beef jerky at 9:30pm.

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This untouched box of coffee stirrers from 1985

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Me🎃irl

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My fridge can pour water as well.

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