I shoplifted these from my local Try-N-Save. Four-finger discount, dude!3yr · Hetalbot · r/TheSimpsons
The National Guard in LA have actually been quite friendly this whole time. (Hopefully, this post doesn’t jinx that!)9mo · Hetalbot · r/LosAngeles
Elon says coronavirus statistics are invalid because almost anything is now counted as a COVID-19 symptom.10mo · Hetalbot · r/EnoughMuskSpam
Condolences to everyone affected by the Colorado 'Dark Knight' shooting. :'-(9yr · Hetalbot · r/batman
The sin of homosexuality affects America a lot less than the sin of gluttony [OC]6yr · Hetalbot · r/dataisbeautiful
My bastardized ramen. (My purist friends don't respect it, but admit that it tastes amazing.)9mo · Hetalbot · r/ramen
My buddy is in the hospital, and their TV isn't showing tonight's Bulls/Nets game 7. So...8yr · Hetalbot · r/nba
The shop repeatedly warned me that these two spots were “very painful” for a first tattoo – I didn’t think it was bad at all! (Wil Wang @ Hailin Tattoo, Los Angeles – 8 weeks healed)11mo · Hetalbot · r/tattoos
I heard your dad went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.8yr · Hetalbot · r/TheSimpsons
Thanks to 'Breaking Bad,' I will never look at RV's the same way again.9yr · Hetalbot · r/breakingbad
