My parents: Go to college so you don't end up a dishwasher.

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Posted on r/AreTheStraightsOK but it was removed.

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I can't believe I found her attractive!

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So murder is basically the same as stealing a pack of gum...

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This is Phoebe. She rules our house.

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The last sentence in my parents' Christmas card to me. Imagine the response if I was constantly trying to deconvert them.

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Thought I'd make a male version while I'm at it.

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So close

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APHRODITE

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This summarizes everything wrong with christianity.

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Guaranteed the male vote

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What function could I use to describe this curve?

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How many fucking fonts do they need!?

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A group chat where my cousin questions my motives, and my sister (blue) saves the day.

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Look at what I found.

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But he couldn't stop the shooting?

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craig

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Can anyone tell me what the / and ÷ symbols mean?

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*sigh*

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His double chin keeps him cozy at night.

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Don't tempt me!

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I'd love to free my slaves, but then who would do all this work that needs done?

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Ironic

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