This isn't real life, yet.

8yr ⋅ ⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

I found my daughter hiding from me in the Bushes.

9yr ⋅

⋅

Cartoons are my life

8yr ⋅

⋅

104 degrees in Texas! My daughter found a cleaned out ice bin.

9yr ⋅

⋅

Sorry mom. Too far for a joke?

9yr ⋅

⋅

God's blood

9yr ⋅

⋅

Just another brick in the wall

9yr ⋅

⋅

The Flintstones

9yr ⋅

⋅

Our new cat perched herself comfortably on my wifes feed.

9yr ⋅

⋅

Don't be scared. It's not contagious.

8yr ⋅

⋅

Half a soul.

8yr ⋅

⋅

How do you get ahead?

9yr ⋅

⋅

Doing the Lord's work.

7yr ⋅

⋅

Kurt Cobain vs Foo Fighters

9yr ⋅

⋅

My long shadow this morning

8yr ⋅

⋅

Time to look for a retirement home.

8yr ⋅

⋅

I'd be a sore loser too.

8yr ⋅

⋅

After 22 years of marriage this is how we communicate with each other.

9yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Pray it away.

6yr ⋅

⋅

A useless piece of plastic I taped to the teachers lounge computer desk almost two years ago.

8yr ⋅

⋅

My daughter needed to pee and there was no where to go. This was her solution.

9yr ⋅

⋅

I love dogs!

9yr ⋅

⋅

Religious People

9yr ⋅

⋅

Somebody has to.

7yr ⋅

⋅

Graffiti wars.

8yr ⋅

⋅

Neighborhood's gone to hell.

8yr ⋅

⋅

Creeper got him.

9yr ⋅

⋅

Super powers

8yr ⋅

⋅

Just before entering the highway.

9yr ⋅

⋅

My dad and his new 1959 Impala

8yr ⋅

⋅

Careful what you ask for

8yr ⋅

⋅

Yes, I am Saffron.

9yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Mmm cheeseburgers.

9yr ⋅

⋅

My daughter soaked an egg in vinegar for 3 days, washed it and aimed a laser into it.

9yr ⋅

⋅

My daughter felt that drone pain as well.

8yr ⋅

⋅

Diddled

9yr ⋅

⋅

When God closes one door

9yr ⋅

⋅

This broken door at Taco Casa has an upside-down McDonald's logo.

8yr ⋅

⋅

My TMNT ticket from original movie. What's with the date?

9yr ⋅

⋅

One of these is not a Star of David

8yr ⋅

⋅

Just walked into Walmart behind this guy.

9yr ⋅

⋅