I found my daughter hiding from me in the Bushes.
This isn't real life, yet.
Cartoons are my life
104 degrees in Texas! My daughter found a cleaned out ice bin.
Sorry mom. Too far for a joke?
Just another brick in the wall
Our new cat perched herself comfortably on my wifes feed.
Don't be scared. It's not contagious.
How do you get ahead?
Kurt Cobain vs Foo Fighters
Half a soul.
Doing the Lord's work.
My long shadow this morning
Time to look for a retirement home.
After 22 years of marriage this is how we communicate with each other.
A useless piece of plastic I taped to the teachers lounge computer desk almost two years ago.
I'd be a sore loser too.
My daughter needed to pee and there was no where to go. This was her solution.
I love dogs!
Somebody has to.
Just before entering the highway.
Creeper got him.
Neighborhood's gone to hell.
My dad and his new 1959 Impala
Careful what you ask for
Yes, I am Saffron.
My daughter soaked an egg in vinegar for 3 days, washed it and aimed a laser into it.
My friends dog REALLY likes taking a ride.
When God closes one door
My daughter felt that drone pain as well.
The table was too tall. This is how my coworker solved the problem.
This broken door at Taco Casa has an upside-down McDonald's logo.
My TMNT ticket from original movie. What's with the date?
One of these is not a Star of David
Just walked into Walmart behind this guy.