I fucking hate kids starterpack

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I thought my parents were hundreds of years old

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Parenting hack:

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This guy demanded money from people who have used the word Sioux. He included several links, including one for himself.

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Babadook, first thing that came to mind

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I'm still kickin'

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Daughter's prom date

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Unfortunately she is 21 and still posts this crap every once in a while.

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Medium rare steak, potato salad, red bull. My dinner

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Practicing ghost

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Could be satrical, but it's being shared seriously soooo

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Pretty standard, really

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Found at a thrift store.

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You truly are...

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Those are rookie numbers

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Bouncy balls

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How to get inspiration when your wifi is out

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So to recap, you think you came up with the pyramids, and 'Let It Be' independently of those things?

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And yet they don't have swag

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Found in a thread about Lizzie Borden murdering her parents.

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Just in case you forgot, it's a baby when you want it, it's a fetus if you don't. Also, according to an above sentence, both the decision to terminate and the decision to keep is the right one. Do they hear themselves?

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Is anybody else having trouble with Google voice commands?

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My baby boy Cupid. He went to the vet and ringworm is healing nicely. He was born July 7th so he's a little over 3 months.

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This made me burst out laughing. Irodshrek turned out to be Hex Master, btw

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The only way to go

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Wholesome grandma. Originally posted to r/oldpeoplefacebook

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They're ravens! They're white. They're doves!...

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Luckily, it happened today, so he had a great, totally true story to contribute to the thread!!

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She sure showed Facebook

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My husband's grandma sent this in the mail to us. Very rickety. Has the glass candle (?) holder included.

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I'm trying to think of the right way to say this....

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Friend of a friend's eyebrows.

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I don't trim my nails, Deb. That's how you get hacked

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Not a meme, but terrible nonetheless.

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A nest of squirrels blew out of a tree and I found them in my driveway

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Little Cupid happily munching out of a newly refilled food dish.

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How does my new Chinchilla cage set up look? All platforms fleece-lined, a few ledges here and there, and some hanging toys, which I plan on getting more of.

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