This was my week. All is not lost, I did have the sex with her before operation.10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The biggest gang threat in my 'hood. This fucker snatched a steak straight off my grill, then fled down to the parking lot and fucking grinned at me before calling for his homies who showed up en masse to devour my meal and shit all over the neighborhood cars. And I just stood there.10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/pics
Caucasian redditor has black baby, paternity test reveals it's not his10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/thatHappened
Seagull stole my lambchop straight off the grill. Then he took it to a safe distance and just sat there, smiling at me, before gorging himself.10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/funny
Balloon technician meets comic book hero, killed by daughter's apt choice of costume. Can confirm, am double-D.10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/thatHappened
Asked a girl I've been seeing on a date and she texted can't we just be fuck buddies?10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
No bathroom mirror in parents new home. I fixed. Taking on new construction jobs, PM me.10yr ⋅ henrythor ⋅ r/funny
