I was always impressed that Joey made a fake Porsche from cardboard boxes.3yr ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/howyoudoin
I'll never walk again, I'll never play tennis, You'll have to carry me to the toilet, YOU'LL SEE MY KNOB!1mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/eddieandrichie
Now I'm having to yank meself off around the clock because I haven't had any proper sex with girls.8mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/fatherted
According to you and your family, we are looking for a 6ft 7in dwarf, aged between 15 and 50, a white male with oriental features, who’s as black as Newgate’s knocker! And, oh yeah, he wears a deaf aid!4mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
AI: Jaguar attacking Skirmisher but Skirmisher cannot defend as too close, Monks healing Skirmisher - Never ending.....😆9mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/aoe2
I might be able to con people into buying cars, I might be able to convince ’em that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat, but how the hell am I gonna persuade ’em that my grandad was Louis Armstrong!!4mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
You're lucky I didn't hit you with that one mate, yeah you'd be on a drip in casualty by now!2mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/eddieandrichie
Yes? Well I don't care if you are Barry Singleton in the nude, BUGGER OFF!1mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/eddieandrichie
One day they sent me down to Sainsbury’s with a shopping list. When I come back they’d emigrated!5mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
How can I change the lyrics to Cwying? The bloody song’s called Cwying!1mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Nothing is your area, Crilly. You do not have an area. Unless it's a kind of a play area, with sandcastles, buckets and spades!8mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/fatherted
Poor Ross had just moved in. I couldn't stand that guy who kept calling him 3B and asking for money.3yr ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/howyoudoin
I thought Joey was very clever and funny in this episode:.. Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? I’m home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess there’s a few things you don’t get from book.2yr ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/howyoudoin
We've both got the same mother and we've both got the same faaaa...... 🤨1mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
They better not try anything with me around, I was Royal Navy boxing champion!5mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Yeah but when you fancied a smoke on the bus, you made me carry you up to the top deck!5mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Where’d you think she’s been for the last eight years, in a convent?2mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
I’ve sold one today, mind you, a 1980 Simca Estate. Only made 850 out of it though. I mean what’s 850 these days? Hardly heats me swimming pool for a week.1wk ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
I’m just the road manager, I just make the tea and sweep up, and I have nothing to do with the artistic content or anything like that.3mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
You're going to get drunk aren't you, make yourself sick on jellied eels!2mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
How can I stop this, especially if they don't build it? I had a farm there!8mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/aoe2
Yes, sorry about leaving you standing out there but you can’t be too sure can you – you know. We thought you might be a double-glazing salesman!3mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Boycie – I am going to see if I can buy myself a little doll that looks something like you, and then I’m going to burn it!7mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Boycie – Phone the police? Oh yeah. And what are we going to tell them? A bent copper disguised as the Cisco Kid stole our smuggled diamonds.5mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
No Del, the police ain't looking for an escaped chopper murderer.8mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Del: When you put Duke in the back of the van you didn’t catch his head when you slammed the door? Rodney: Del, if you catch a Great Dane’s head in a door, you know you’ve caught a Great Dane’s head in a door!9mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses
Does the 'I' in AI stand for intelligence? 🙄 Big bottleneck on the way. (My allies).8mo ⋅ Henry-Gruby ⋅ r/aoe2
