Yep... that’s the choice.

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The cure for asthma was right under our noses this entire time

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The audacity

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This man’s sex doll wife has a very active facebook page. She cooks him dinner a lot, she seems great.

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A dude actually wrote this! There is still hope

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Saw this on another sub. Ugh

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Men: let me explain to you why you’re wrong about this

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People go to Cappadocia, Turkey specifically for hot air balloon tours

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ACKTUALLY *I* came up with Frankenstein’s monster

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I hate you

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Um

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This is an oddly specific one

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The real cure for asthma and I can’t even figure out where to properly share this life changing equipment!

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Feic

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Harlots! Harlots everywhere!

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Only two huh?

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Whoops

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This has been stuck in my head for at least an hour

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This mega Karen is starting some shit... hundreds of people are on her page asking for masks like this. Being inconvenienced isn’t the same as being oppressed -_-

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I just got invited to one of these... so a non-hello person invited all of the hellos to a chat called “can I be your fuckdoll”

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There is a person that bought up all of wardrobe and props from the show and my husband found that person, so I’m channeling Margot today with her actual necklace!

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I finally got to wear my perfect wedding dress on October 19th. It was the very first dress I tried on and when it arrived I didn’t have to get it altered—it was meant to be!

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I paid $5.85 for one dragonfruit in my grocery delivery for my kid to try and they brought me this.

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WAP lessons

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Okay guys, you voted overwhelmingly for no more of these posts. As of 2pm CST on 11/25/20 new posts from sex bot group chats will start getting removed.

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The alphabets

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Nailed it

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r/entitledparents is riddled with these

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Snakes... but maybe in the comments we don’t bring up their controversial conversation

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Apparently this is a hotdog with hot Cheetos, Fruit Loops, peanut butter, chili, and mustard served with a side of Spaghetti O’s

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I know internet points don’t matter but...

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This just makes me sad

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Juicy Lucy style meatballs

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Welcome to the team!

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My favorite gift from my bridal shower!

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A true award speech, naming names

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The username username family is an endless abyss

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YOU smashed the dollhouse you little idiot

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The lady butt sisters

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Not that anywhere in Texas serves free “caso” anyway

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Finally my turn!

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Sushi??

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Honestly how rude of you

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I thought it was a pile of trash

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I literally call my husband bro all the time, bruh

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Hello, this is your new mod overlord speaking, and this shit is OVER. Screenshots of username families in the wild only please.

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The #livingprophet who posted this wrote all of this and then loved his own post.

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MarketWatch is picking the best quotes from you apes

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Father’s Day. This is only fry side.

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ACKTUALLY

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All American public school teachers are suspect communist terrorists

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Cheesy rosemary chicken with super buttery veggies!

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Excuse me, what the fuck?

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“Dora is a far left liberal character”

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“Any recommendations of what I can apply to make his burn better?” Other popular answers: local honey and colloidal silver

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1. Everyone who is an adult human should know how to cook food 2. “Are” and “our” are not interchangeable 3. He’s cooking a piece of bread?

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I was wondering why this hand sanitizer had so many negative reviews and...

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No one likes an educated slut like me :(

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A guy with a machete came into Woodrow’s, started throwing trash in the fire pit, left just before getting asked to leave, but left these notes to his waitress. His name is Andrew Smith & apparently the cops are very familiar with him & he’s banned from several places. Beware, service industry folks

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The two types of women: shoes or doomsday prepper

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Not entirely sure why I got these messages but ok

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For when your epilepsy medicine makes you forget to take your epilepsy medicine!

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Three Earumpent Horns from a 2km portkey!!

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Don’t fly United, they don’t even try to socially distance. If you must fly, fly Delta or Southwest, they’re at least keeping middle seats empty thru January. How long should I wait to get COVID tested?

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Sir you are not a part of this

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Remember these jump ropes from elementary school that hurt really bad if you accidentally fucked up? Why were these a thing??

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1. Everyone who is an adult human should know how to cook food 2. “Are” and “our” are not interchangeable 3. He’s cooking a piece of bread?

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It’s true tho

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The hubby and I just got some new masks... can’t be mad about it if you’re six feet away!

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Asking the neighborhood how to get a date. Surprisingly lots of helpful answers.

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Super normal gym spot in Austin.

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The best gift I’ve ever received!

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Birds of reddit

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The downtown non-homeless beggars

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I love the difference in these two images because they had so many great submissions they had to do a special two page edition! I am REALLY enjoying this faerie Moehog, personally

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“It started with separation of church and state.” The exact reason America became a thing in the first place.

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This girl is 7 but ok.

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Fellas, is wearing a mask (still) gay?

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It amazes me that this is fucking legal

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AFTER SAVING UP FOREVER I JUST BOUGHT THIS FIVE MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK

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Okay wow. My grandfather who was from Monterrey, Mexico ran a restaurant called the Drive Inn, another redditor actually gave me the full scoop on it because my dad doesn’t like to talk about his dad. This is crazy! I had no idea my grandpa’s siblings who I’ve never heard of ran it first!

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The old school way to attract women with fashion

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Apparently there’s a guild called The Kindness Project and they pick a random user every Monday to send tons of gifts to!! I’ve been getting them all day and they fit in perfectly with all of my wishlists! If you are a member of this guild, thank you so much!

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I know these types of posts are annoying but I need some congrats like I’m five because this is the first time in 19 years I’ve ever hit 20k and, of course, the avatar to boot! Stay away from me question mark!

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The engagement pictures are turning out amazing 😍 this is just one from our sneak peek, I can’t wait to see the rest!

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Ummm whoops

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Update on my post about how to kindly tell a good friend of mine that she’s involved in an MLM.... I hope she still wants her daughter to be a flower girl at my wedding this October, I tried to be as nice as possible

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I know these posts are annoying, but I’ve been a Neopets user since a year after it became a thing and this is literally is the only time I’ve won actual items! Wish it was a better PB though...

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Is anyone else completely obsessed with this Acara on the Daily Neopets?? I stare at it every day because I love it so much 😭

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Kind of amazed that they were able to pinpoint the exact location in Mexico my grandfather was from

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Having a bit of a throwback morning and found Jenna in a Dixie Chicks video

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The only time my dad let someone else use his camera during the Vietnam war (c. 1970 ish)

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The petpet lab ray strikes again with pure comedy

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There is just so much to unpack here

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My second fish ever! Town Lake in Austin.

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Found in the first aid box at work. Petition for smaller finger condoms!

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Honestly torn between “incel” and “Nice Guy”

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I am absolutely obsessed with this woodland grundo I picked up from the pound!! I thought I’d be waiting forever to be able to get one, but the pound post from earlier made my day!

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This is sick. And wrong for so many reasons.

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My cute little yellow Valentine’s themed lab rat turned into a ghost and now the whole thing is mildly terrifying.

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I love it, thank you.

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We finally did it! 10/19/19

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So many masks=gay posts lately

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She bought a blood orange.

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Colby jack on white Texas toast!

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We searched this area forever, I finally decided this rock looked suspicious, thinking maybe it’s buried under there.... this was way better!

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I really hope this is satire but I feel like it’s not

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Which one of you will please knit this?

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We have contests at work.

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My friend’s daughter bought the mailman a box of her Girl Scout cookies because he works a lot and probably only gets presents from his family.

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You don’t say

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Is there an easy way to do this?? I’ve been doing challenges and using tonics for two days now and I’m still only at 55 :|

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What’s the point of karma farming in such a small sub?

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My new Tarpon100 and her maiden voyage

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Sorry ladies, this one is all mine!

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The Texas band didn’t play the song for ONE game because the student band members & football players learned of it’s minstrel roots. But if anyone actually read the article, the Texas band hasn’t played all year due to covid & it’s been a recording of the fight song every game.

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Fucking found this on my fucking facebook feed. Are you fucking kidding me??

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You are a frog and I’m ready for you to stop being one thanks

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Me all the time on neo 🤦‍♀️

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Made some mistakes but I’m so pleased with my weight loss progress!

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I keep my pets in the NeoLodge all the time, but I wasn’t aware that my pets knew how to use e-mail 🤔

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So I don’t usually spend any kind of NP on petpets but after I came across this adorable little nugget, I had to spend 7k on a Snoogy and 800k on a petpet eventide paint brush... I’m in love!

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Knitting a super basic scarf for my husband while drinking a vodka soda

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Who’s next??

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A nurse assistant trying to pronounce my “Levetiracetam”

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Has anyone checked out the newbies board recently? It is.... alarming

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Kind of seems like only healthy dominant/submissive relationship is the kink community kind

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We’ve added homelessness into the mix now. What. A. Catch.

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After he told me that because I’m married I’m not allowed to click on men’s facebook pages (sorry for the sloppy editing)

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Saw this at Michael’s the other day!

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My Nimmo wearing the Brightvale prizes just got zapped Halloween and weirdly reminds me of Rasputin 😂

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Had to do some ninja warrior style moves to get to the bev naps today.

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This little buddy started out as a jubjub I made 7 years ago, morphed him into a pirate draik, and she had been painted baby, silver, purple (twice), shadow, and now I think I finally found her FINAL transformation—eventide! This has been my #1 since I made that new 7 year old account!

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Made my ghost Draik into a winter ice queen! Thoughts? Ideas? Advice??

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When you're about to spend PAGES trash talking a man who wronged you, the red pen must come out.

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What to do if ICE comes to your door.

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Really the only holiday customization I’ve done!

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Apparently I downloaded something weird, so a few men around town have breasts now.

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Ever had someone grade their tab?

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Best find yet!!!

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