Depressing week coming up! I'm going to get a headstart on everyone else! The science of hopelessness.8yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/bertstrips
You know what, Jenny? I'm not bitter. You may have remarried, but I've permanently filled your womb with my boiling hot liquid shit. Yeah, fuckboi Kermit won't do that for ya.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/bertstrips
The injection numbed his constant tearing feeling. Ernie left for Mexico that night.8yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/bertstrips
Forget what you heard about genetically engineered super soldiers. 20077yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 5.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/flairwars
Two of the freshest memes on the block combine to provide political commentary. European firefighter.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/MemeEconomy
SeAL gETS PeNEtRaTeD bY MetAL aNd LiTEraLly pOPs aN EyebALl oUT6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 3.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/UnitedBlueRepublic
Prepare for the great trebuchet rainbow raid tomorrow! Fill /r/trebuchetmemes with pictures of colourful trebuchets in the Green Discord's trebuchet channel.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/TheGreenArmy
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 2.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/UnitedBlueRepublic
I'm trying a new kind of yoga. Don't bother me (x-post from /r/thisiscomfortable)6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/aww
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 4.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/TheGreenArmy
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 3.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/flairwars
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 2.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/flairwars
Green and Purple having a discussion after the last raid on Red6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/flairwars
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 3.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/TheGreenArmy
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 6.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/flairwars
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 5.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/TheGreenArmy
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 6.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/TheGreenArmy
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 4.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/UnitedBlueRepublic
AftEr CrOsSInG kAlaHarI DesERt tO GeT HoME, AbAndoNEd DoG FucKInG DiES GetTinG IN bED6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/flairwars
GREENBALL BRINGS THE CUTENESS OF NATURE TO YOUR FILTHY BLUE HOUSEHOLD6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/BlueUnited
I LIKE THIS CAT. I THINK ITS BREED IS RAGDOLL. WE NEED TO INBREED THESE UNTIL THEY MAKE A GREEN PIGMENT.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/InTheRed
This is Super Glue. I will post an image of him every day in /r/flairwars, /r/UnitedBlueRepublic and /r/TheGreenArmy until the Green-Blue alliance is formed and he is its mascot. Day 6.6yr ⋅ Helicopter_Ballsack ⋅ r/BlueUnited
