I couldn't afford a real soft shell for my friend when shopping for Christmas last year. So I got him a knock off. Thankfully, parody law allows my friend to reap full benefit of cool clothing that also acknowledges 6 million Jews died, as conveyed by Summit Ice's valuable logo and branding.4yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/nathanforyou
No, Mom, you idiot! I have Nerdstrom and Boogerstrom and Nerdstrom II, stupid!4yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Now I know you love video games and I asked the clerk which is the one every girl wants.5yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Looks like the Conways are the latest victims of Trump's policy of separating parents from their children.3yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Everyone keeps harping on about the Klingon redesign. But nobody's talking about STD's biggest redesign travesty. THIS IS NOT CANON6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/Treknobabble
I wonder what my life would be like if I knicked it, when you put your guard down for that split second6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
You will be assimilated onto the 2-axis spectrum. Your ideological and political distinctiveness will be added to our own.6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/risa
You will be assimilated onto the 2-axis spectrum. Your ideological and political distinctiveness will be added to our own.6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/Treknobabble
Aside from sanitation, education, Romulan ale, public order, the subspace graviton field, and warp drive ....6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/Treknobabble
Lisa'e snrubstitute, Mr. Mortsgreb. I'm pretty sure he's Italian.7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
My hobby: Using bday posts from Deutsche Grammophon's Facebook page to fool normies into thinking that composer wrote the tune to Happy Birthday7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/ClassicalMemes
Follow up singles included Can I Borrow the Cafeteria Schedule?, Can You Give Him Back His Soul (I Have Work Tomorrow)? and Can You Get Off Our Property?7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I may have to announce my retirement soon. I just don't think I have it in me to top this.7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I drunk-memed last night and here's the result. I have a massive headache and can no longer understand why I thought this was funny.7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Aside from sanitation, education, Romulan ale, public order, the subspace graviton field, and warp drive ....6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/TerokNor
Dear Armin - comma - I've never written to a registered trademark before are you a real person or just a composite - question mark - In either case I would love a signed photo. Sincerely, Marge Simpson.7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
My hobby: Using bday posts from Deutsche Grammophon's Facebook page to fool normies into thinking that composer wrote the tune to Happy Birthday7yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/classicalmusic
No, Mom, you idiot! I have Nerdstrom and Boogerstrom and Nerdstrom II, stupid!6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why couldn't you have told him I was a Vulcan, Tilly? You know my whole life I wanted to pretend that I was a Vulcan.:6yr ⋅ hegelec ⋅ r/Treknobabble
