Um, I'll have four tax burgers, one I.R.S.-wich, withhold the lettuce...2mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I accidentally picked up an extra bucket of chicken. How do you know it's extra yet?1yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dad, I like picking beans with Grandma. Well, keep it up then. Okay, I will. Good. You do that. Fine. You'll be picking many a bean. Hope I do.1yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh you'll never go back to canned.1yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You must avenge my death, Kimba---I mean Simba. Luke, I am your father. This is CNN2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you made. You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.7mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code Section 618A, wanton destruction of precious antique cans.3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, und, dummkopf, watch out for the CD changer in my trunk huh? Idiot.6mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm going as far as an eighth of a tank of gas'll get me. Take me with you.2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Maybe you could say Nobody rocks like Bill and Marty on KBBL. We don't know that, do we? What if somebody rocks as good as you?7mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm not as laid-back as people think. Now here's the deal. I'm gonna play, and you're gonna float there and like it.1yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's that time of year where that naughty old elf gives us a new printer early for Christmas5mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bobby, I don't know how a giraffe got into the nativity scene. But I like it. Let's go find a zebra!3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
It's that time of year again, you are always getting screamed at by Freddy Krueger.6mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?? From this point on, no talking.7mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of no TV and no beer make Homer something something.7mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
She purchased a big gulp and a 99 cent nacho plate. By buying them together, she saved 23 cents.3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I thought I told you to go to bed. Yeah, right, bread. You said go to bread.6mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldn't leave the house. I just couldn't.3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Halfback passes to center! Back to Wing! Back to Center! Center Holds it! Holds it! HOLDS IT!7mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Welcome aboard the ship of lost souls. The name on the back says 'Honeybunch'. Arr. I've been meaning to paint over that.5mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In America, you put 'In God We Trust' on your money. In Russia, we have no money!2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Are you the Beer Baron? If you're talking about root beer I plead guilt-didilly-itly as cha-didilly-arged.2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn. WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!6mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm going to call everyone who wrote 'Have a Nice Summer' in my yearbook and tell them how it went.4yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
We are here to remind you to register to vote. Go ahead, fill out your registration card and you'll be eligible to win these fabulous prizes: Freedom. Civic pride. And a brand new president.3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you 'Hoju'.2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms!3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But it was a contest for children! Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!3mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right.1yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I said, Step, pause turn, pause, pivot, step, step. Not, Step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, pause. Oh shudder.9mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know Peggy..I'm beginning to suspect that Tami...well, is a freeloader.2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
A boy who has a unicorn ranch in his bedroom shouldn't call other people 'weird'....yes, we know about Rancho Unicorno.3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Bogeyman or Bogeymen in the house!2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why, there are no children here at the 4-H Club either. Am I so out of touch? No....no..it's the children who are wrong.2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus because mother hid my car keys....to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.6mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man.6mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dale Gribble would be all over the conspiracy of Peggy's mom...is she a different woman or is that a wig?2yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Hey, Angel Pie. Can you drive me down to the libarry? I want to rent us up some movies.1yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor!3yr ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!!!7mo ⋅ heff1987 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
