A family stepped up today m when a wreck shut down the interstate today near my hometown3yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
One of my favorite restaurants in town. Could definitely see this next door to Bob’s3yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
What I really wanted to send my student who asked me to curve their grade3yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Professors
Hurricane Mitch rendered the Choluteca bridge (Honduras) useless after it changed the course of the river it was built for.4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Last year my bar had a pumpkin carving contest. I didn’t win (I can’t imagine why), but the bartenders couldn’t stop laughing and gave him his own seat at the bar2yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/halloween
First time teaching a MWF intro-level writing class in 5 years; I’m struggling to fill a few days4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Professors
Trying to convince my chair that this is an appropriate response for most of my emails2yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Professors
I’m pretty sure this is what happens when a student plagiarizes but use the synonym tool so much it confuses Turnitin (and me... I have no idea what this student is saying)4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Professors
Neighbor moved out, chucked a PS3 and a controller in the garbage! Bought a power cord from GameStop and it works perfectly.6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/DumpsterDiving
I worked in Haley for two years; every time I left my office I’d end up outside a different side of the building with no recollection of how I got there.4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/auburn
The first contact lenses of the late 19th century were made entirely of glass and meant to cover a person's whole eye.3yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Half the class didn’t follow instructions, but agreed that roasting them in meme format made the bad grade easier to swallow4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Professors
My 70% save game didn’t transfer from PS4 to PS5. Here’s to starting playthrough 2.5, boahs and girls.2yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/RDR2
Redditor sprays dog with bleach and caustic, calls it “natural selection”5yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Threads broke on my AC drain; water bottle and duct tape will have to suffice until I can get a new part4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/thereifixedit
Haven’t been in my office for 18 months. Spotted this first day back protruding from my laptop2yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/techsupportgore
(2016) Made friendly chit chat with a guy at a bar, as we both work at the same university. He watched me sign my name on the receipt and looked me up in our uni’s system. Bartender said he kept coming up and asking about me, and I had to file a complaint with HR after he appeared at my office.5yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Samsung HT system - all pieces and works perfectly! Found it on by the dumpster the night before garbage day.6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/DumpsterDiving
I adopted Moose two years ago. I went back to the pound last year and found his sister and knew I couldn’t leave her behind. Here’s Lumpy Space Princess and Moose a few hours after being reunited.6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/rarepuppers
My body exploded into hives twice today for no apparent reason; here was my back a few seconds after they kicked in.4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I’m making my own Avatar Fluxx game! Here are the cards I’ve made so far4yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/legendofkorra
Why sit on the ground when your brother is much more comfortable?6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Inspired by someone else’s post, I tried reaching through their bullshit. Anyone know what their last message means? Google hasn’t helped me5yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/Scams
My old day-care teacher tried friending me again on FB this morning. This conversation (and the photos) were the reason I deleted her. I’m sure her kids and grandkids love this kind of content.6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Pier One Shanghai nightstand (w/ Lumpy Space Princess investigating). I want to repaint it. Any thoughts on if I should strip it or just sand and paint over it?6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/DumpsterDiving
Signs up in my college town welcoming the opposing football team for the game this weekend.6yr ⋅ heckenyaax ⋅ r/trashy
