I teach elementary school. This is my reaction when a bunch of kindergartners run up to me and tattle on each other.10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/funny
None of the license plates match up with the states in this piece of art.8yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
OH NO!! James Franco is sinking! Use the UP ARROW ON THE (LE)FT to lift him back up before he drowns. We can do this!9yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My wife snapped this picture of a raccoon in Lake Tahoe. He looks like a bartender waiting for a customer.10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/pics
I teach elementary school. This is my reaction when a bunch of kindergartners run up to me and tattle on each other.10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Good Guy Amazon: Today I realized I forgot to cancel my free trial of Prime that I used over the holidays.10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Let us never forget those troops who saved the world from the horrors of universal healthcare and free college.6yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I am a Chicago teacher who went on strike today. I thought you guys would appreciate my picketing sign.8yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/southpark
TIL that if you take all the letters from the word Comcast and replace them with completely different letters, it spells H-I-T-L-E-R.9yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Snapped a pic of me and my wife sharing a toast with our uranium drinking glasses!10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Arguing over whether able-bodied people should use their hands or feet to press the handicap button?9yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm a PE/Health teacher. This was an actual session offered at our recent state convention. I think it belongs here.10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/WTF
My first thought when I read that the National Guard was being deployed to Ferguson, MO.10yr ⋅ hbktommy4031 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
