I'm the dad who kept my daughters sock in my pocket while working in the oil fields. I quit working out of town 6 months ago and started my own contracting company. I just booked 7 months of work. Time to celebrate 🍾

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Today marks my last day working out of town in the oilfields. I've carried my daughter's sock everyday to remind me why I was sacrificing time away from her.

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I love my FIL's reaction to seeing my wife on our wedding day

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I caption this moment 'Fuck'

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Always remember to check your shitters.

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I don't know what to tell you Janet, the email still hasn't come though.

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Just a reminder that your partner has left wipes open some where

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Trumps preparation after the Charlottesvile riots.

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I know it's dumb but I'm so proud of my daughter for stacking 3 pieces high for the first time

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Custody battle is mid battle and now she has taken my dog please sign my petition

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Child proofing the couch space, or are you creating a solid platform

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After a year of trying its finally safe to say we made it to the 2nd trimester (old ultra sound ) (covidbaby)

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What I wake up next to.

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It rare, but successful nap times while Mum isn't here are worth their wieght in gold. Bonus if you can spot all the dogs.

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The trolls on r/funny called my post a repost and said I was a liar. I was happy to give proof and go back to the sign

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I didn't have a string of lights long enough for the whole fence so I made Kevin my Halloween sabertooth tiger eat the lights instead

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My local vet shop always has puns on their sign but this one took the cake .

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My little Red curious about the world.

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Stolen from a friend.

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I'm going to a friend's house , a pastor, to play board games. Can I wear my favourite hat?

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I just finished small favors, so far it's been my favourite. Did any one else cast Nicky with David Tennant? I think he fits perfectly.

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A quote I found at a local pub .

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What are your day care costs? In Nova Scotia the government has it at about $14 a day. it's going to be lowered even more.

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Seeing a lot of bully posts lately, I think my daughter has the evil eye stare down to a pat. Maybe it will help.

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All smiles in her circle of neglect

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8 months going on 80 years

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I love my FIL's reaction to seeing my wife on our wedding day

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For anyone who doesn't know this, turn on your taps to drip a little when it's this cold and it will help prevent your water lines from freezing. Picture of me carrying my baggage to the car.

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It's not much but I finally lost the 15 lbs I gained while working out of town and staying at camp. Damn that unlimited cookies, Pepsi, and chocolate milk

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You know that instinct to break the fall of something you drop? Well mine was on point this morning, but unfortunately I dropped an egg.

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I just got used to the new family app and then my wife happened so i made this meme. Any other dad use family apps? What ones would you recommend.

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My best friend always wonders why he gets randomly screened in airports. This is probably why.

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Well this week the world around me got a whole lot brighter. Meet Lily.

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My wife knows I never get anything for myself so she surprised me with a switch for my birthday. Next up Zelda.

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The view from my MiLs house. my job site for the next few weeks.

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I pulled this lunker out by hand. Home owner said the rot wasn't too bad.

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My nephew accidently made Roberto from Universe 1. I added hus stabbing knife. Hayaah Hayaah

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Since my last post made for a great convo, how about we do it again. I present to you who I would cast as Morgan, Graham McTavish.

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Had to drive back to a sign to prove trolls my post wasn’t stolen. Was worth the drive

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First season the episode with the priest was so powerful that it made me know that Lucifer was going to be in my top 5, but season the end 2 ep 1 all along the watch tower made Lucifer my favorite show . What was you moment you 'knew'

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I recently made cut outs of my three dogs. Alice, Tugboat, and Marvin.

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WTF Moon Studios, you made me cry on my birthday. Not cool dude.

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I got as creative as I could with my 1 yr Olds sets. Introducing Choptimus Prime

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Finally. Only took about 6 hours.

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This Coromon looks a lot like a Krakaturtle. Almost exactly like it.

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I came home to find my wife left this note. After a few minutes I finally found the cheese in a drawer.

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I love how in Canada you can get directions where you don't have to turn that day.

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I just got my very first perfect seem while late night Xmas eve wrapping

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I think my wife over estimated how many times we were going to swim with our daughter

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Came back from lunch to see that my boss bust have been bored.

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You have to love winning a game when your opponent has 14 pandas

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My wife 'did you wash her hands first?' Also my my wife let's this happen

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had a melt down for her nap while mum was gone, now I'm just parked in the driveway living the life

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My nephew accidently made Roberto from Universe 1. I added his stabbing knife

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Any one want a slurpy? Renovating a gas station and this is what I have to clean up now. I dont think I will be able to ever stomach any kind of red drink again. It is not a murder scene but it smells as bad as it looks

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They won't clickity clack! They won't CLICKITY CLACK! What do I dooooooo?

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After seeing the face on my rod I now can't u see it

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I'm not taking advice from a cartoon human

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I'm not sure if this was done before or not but I had a chuckle making it.

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Rail Baron was disconnected in the 70's and I have one that's in amazing condition. Best board game ever made

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Improvise, adapt, overcome.

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My wife visits me when I'm in the road and she before she left she hid these notes all over my hotel room. I still haven't found them all.

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Southpark called it back in 2000.

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Just found this in a box. Is this actually worth what I have been seeing on eBay ?

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I work nights and every day I wipe down the truck and tank so it's clean. This is what day shift left me.

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My MiL coming back from the vet with what looks to be my daughter's favourite blue dog

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Just about done the gift for my nephew, any ideas for funny convo to add to the top?

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I had chilli last night and the house I'm renovating is out of TP. Home owner is on holidays and I'm here alone. Sock, underwear, or shower curtain?

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This is Marvin, my loveable mexican stray. Best pure bred mexican mutt ever.

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Most Canadians boxing day traditions are watching hockey, since meeting my wife, ours is watching Pride and Prejudice. This year though it's the extended edition. See you guys in like 8 hours

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I have peeked as a Canadian dad. I even have 2 pairs of gym shoes.

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Rate my night shift set up. I forgot my stand at home.

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I (34M) accepted a pretty neat and so far very rewarding curved concrete retaining wall. Now if only they would bring the rest of my forms

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I have been granteed temporary custody of my nephew and this is him as my ring bearer. Is it bad I want this to be forever

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Honeymoon made my budget tight this month so I made do with Lego till I can grab my copy

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Any ideas to improve my bleed build? Blood drive applies bleed with every burn, poison, or congealed.

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Thinking you are getting a sampler of booze with your wine but it's actually olive oil.

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Can any one help my figure out what graphics card I'd need to order?

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Any idea how to prevent this flaking when pouring Sika 212?

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A Marvin snoot.

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Should I use this mug my MIL has for my Irish coffee this morning?

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It is very irritating that this game rarity goes blue,green, purple , orange.

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I just cleaned out the shop and found this. Any idea of what it could be worth? All discs work and have a memory card and network adapter

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I defeated WOF before dealing with corruption. Should I just start a new world. Its spread pretty far.

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Snorts from Mr.Tugboat

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#nomuffinsforchad After my wife found out that my post about her not making muffins had 18k upvotes she decided to make 100 muffins and gave them all away.

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