Review #1: a thinly veiled ploy to get a Flair that says Mellow F*****g Corn, and other nonsensical whimsy.4yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/bourbon
NOT Mellow Corn Review #9: Ancient Ancient Ancient: My Ryes, The Goggles Do Nothing: Revengence: Ancient Ancient Age 10 Star4yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/bourbon
NOT Mellow Corn Review: The Penultimate: Second to Last: Almost Done: One More to Go: Old Fitz Prime and Old Fitz BiB 15 Year3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/bourbon
NOT Mellow Corn Review #The End: Faster and Furiouser: Die Harder: Endgame: No More Budget Crap: The Rest of the Family3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/bourbon
Sincere thoughts from an insincere fucker, or how I learned to love a thousand strangers.3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
CORN TIME TONIGHT BAYBEE! COME SIP CORN WITH ME... OH YEAH AND HEAVEN FREAKIN' HILL. LINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Thanks Jack and Bernie for an awesome Zoom. Heaven Hill sent me a few shirts, and I picked a couple people who helped grow the sub to get one, and I have 6 left. Lmk in the comments why you should get one.3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
I HEREBY VOW TO MAKE A MEME A DAY UNTIL PAPA LETS ME PICK A BARREL FOR US. DAY ONE4yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Wow. Thanks to everyone in the meet and drink for giving me your Social Security Numbers, Dates of Birth, and Mother's Maiden names. So cool of you. Also, if you didn't come, here are some stickers we are going to sell and donate the money to charity in Heaven Hill's name.3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
**AIR HORN** WE DID IT BOYZZZ TIME. CHUG YOUR MFC AND KISS YOUR BABIES, FOR TONIGHT WE ARE GODS3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
It's my anniversary of being pooped out of my mom, and this is what I got from you fucks. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BARREL.3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Flashy image to grab attention. I have no idea how to manage a sub or how to govern it. If anyone has ideas, or knowledge and wants to help, I'd be grateful. Hit me with ideas in the comments so I'm not just spamming my dipshit reviews if it's not needed or wanted.4yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
u/hatpocket's currently untitled excuse to show off his bad Photoshop skills, horror movies, and bourbon #4: JTS Brown & The Texas Chain Saw Massacre3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/bourbon
Wow guys, it looks like the poster for the new John Wick movie is dedicated to our movement. #GetCornDaddyABarrel If I can get more celebrities on the movement, I'm sure HH will have their hands tied.4yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Tonight at 7pm EST! r/MellowCorn is teaming with Heaven Hill for a Zoom Tasting of Mellow Corn. Join us tonight! LINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/bourbon
CONTEST TIME FUCKOS! SIX WORD WHISKEY REVIEWS (NOT JUST MFC). FUNNIEST ONE GETS $11.26 VIA VENMO TO BUY A BOTTLE OF MFC.3yr ⋅ hatpocket ⋅ r/MellowCorn
