Why do these leak so hard?

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Watch T-Mobile customer service person Ayessa grow my heart 3 sizes.

3yr ⋅

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I know another way. 🤚 💎 🖐️

1yr ⋅

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Still what any of you would call slow, but 3 in a row. All different weapons. Feeling like I’m getting pretty good! 👊

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Fuck returning my rental car on time.

11mo ⋅

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If you were a SHF, wouldn’t you be afraid of this place heatmap section?

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How screwed is my landlord?

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The comments are full of sycophants.... so far.

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There’s two kinds of people with these infinite diaper bags. My wife:

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Share your trophy! Ours isn't original, but we love it.

3yr ⋅

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You never forget your first. What a rush! Look at that HP! 🤯

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Different tines on our plastic forks from our NYC street food.

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Does this psalm qualify? Check out first half of line 99. 😊

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The first line makes you think it’s cleverly designed and will work when read either way. Psyche! (still kinda wanna go)

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