Don’t you find it interesting, that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo, huh? I mean, parcels are rarely damaged during shipping!1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Jerry, I’m trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner’s in the room, you gotta help me1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Jerry’s got nothing. Newman’s got nothing. You’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff, and I need it bad baby, because I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Hey man, what are you hassling me for? This is just a job, it’s not my life1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Michael Kostroff gave a terrific performance as Levy. What are some of his best lines/moments on the show?1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/TheWire
I’ve been reviewing Darren’s internship journal. Doing laundry? Mending chicken wire? High tea with a Mr. Newman.1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Joe, it’s me, George Costanza. I rented another video, I thought we could do it again!1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Bubbles’ speech gets me every time. Really great performance throughout the series by Andre Royo.1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/TheWire
Did you get this memo from Elaine Benes? I’m surprised Peterman hasn’t fired that dolt. She’s a disaster Suze!1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Oh, also, my fiance died, licking toxic envelopes, that I picked out. Thanks again1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
I would like a calzone of my own. And a slice of pepperoni pizza. And a large soda.1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars!1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Anyone else wish we got to see more of Mr. Eko? One of the more interesting characters on the show1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/lost
Because you kissed me! You kissed me you stupid idiot! Did Susan deserve to get fired here?1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Any love for “Greatest Hits”? Terrific episode and set up for the epic finale8mo ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/lost
Almost forgot Skyler White was on Seinfeld. She doesn’t even know Jeffery!1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Everybody out, I got eggplant on my mind. Costanza, go get me a couple of calzones right now1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
I’m afraid Rachel’s not going to be able to see you tonight, or any other night for that matter1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
“Mr. President, it’s been an honor”. One of the best scenes of the show1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/TwentyFour
She doesn’t care much for this George fella either. I remember the word “loser” being peppered throughout our conversation1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Underrated Costanza scene. George and the tape recorder in his briefcase1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
A Commie! Gee, it must be a bummer for you guys, what with the fall of the Soviet Empire and everything.11mo ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
You’re concerned that he isn’t concerned that you’re going to Hell, and you feel that she’s too bossy?1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
I caught that Beaches on cable last night. Wing Beneath My Wings? Gimme a break1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
And Mr. Tom Hanks, may I say, he too would be disgusted by your behavior!1yr ⋅ Harvard771 ⋅ r/seinfeld
