My heart bleeds for the “very valid” struggle of white women who appropriate other cultures they observe while on vacation. Souvenirs aren’t just keychains and sweatshirts, after all. In the wise words of Hilaria the Witch, “When you are multi, it can feel hard to belong.” /s 🤢🤮🤪1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
“Just stopping by to pick up that hard drive I accidentally left under the floorboards.” -Uncle Jack1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/IASIP
When is it ever appropriate to reach out and touch your interviewer’s leg? What a pathetic, sexist power move.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
You’re going through a divorce, and your kids don’t want to see you. So you confide in the family realtor?!?!?! 🤦🏼♀️1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/WelcomeToPlathville
Kody & Robin’s prefab prison—I mean mcmansion—was on the market in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2019. Does anyone else think that’s strange?1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Ohhhh Meri. The catfishing is nothing compared to what Kody and Robyn did to you.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Someone please give Maureen Callahan a freaking Pulitzer for yesterday’s article “...His wife, nee Hillary Thomas from Boston, is, through sheer force of make-believe and some bronzer, Spanish.”1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Kim was using a credit card in Ethan’s name and not paying him back. Or sharing the password. Just when you think that sociopath can’t get any lower...1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/WelcomeToPlathville
I held off posting this in the past because I thought it was going too far. After seeing the fake crying over Lesley’s death, here you go fellow Pepinos!1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
PSA: “Exclude is a standard English word; disclude is a nonstandard English word. Disclude is used in dentistry & means to cause (opposing teeth) to fail to meet when the jaws are closed. As in, “Jason’s discluded bite earned him the nickname Ass Mouth.” Stay in school, kids.2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/TLCUnexpected
Podcast idea! “Nannies Anonymous:” where nannies of entitled New England families spill the Boston Beans.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
These poor kids are probably walking on eggshells every day. Body language doesn’t lie.2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Friday thoughts: Alec is estimated @ $60 million. There are currently (at least) 5 Rust lawsuits that name him: Halyna’s family, Joel Souza, Mamie Mitchell, Serge Svetnoy, and Hannah Gutierrez-Reed. There is also the possibility of a criminal trial. Mami’s princess days are just about over.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
So how much financial trouble do you think they’re about to be in? With 7 kids, Hilz’s lavish lifestyle, a ton of major lawsuits & Peepaws declining health, it can’t be good.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
PAPARAZZI: As a birthday gift, or even just a gesture to Hilaria, would you please ask her why her Spanish accent is back? Would you do that for me? Please?1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
The happiest we’ve seen him all year. Photo caption says it all 😂1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Renaissance Baldwintinos. I’m sure their mother was constantly painting selfies.2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Did anyone else wonder why Jason’s home has sheets instead of doors? Is it to stop him if the abuse gets too loud?2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/TLCUnexpected
Now I’m no body language expert, but I know mucho bueno amore when I see it! 👀2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Imagine what it would be like to be one of 5 underpaid, under appreciated nannies stuck in this culturally exploitative nightmare.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Please delete if someone already posted this. That said, someone must have already posted this. Because what in the actual f$#k is this??! I want to pour bleach on my eyeballs and projectile vomit. What is wrong with her????2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
This outfit was brought to you by Lady Dress Barn & Sweetum’s.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/SisterWives
Imagine her with a mother who doesn’t culturally appropriate.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Skeptum: /skrəptumm/ noun. A pretend word created by a pretend man used to describe unknown and terrifying female reproductive organs. Example, “Her skreptum fell out again” “She’s having skreptum surgery and can’t come into work.” “Jason properly identified her skreptum before the doctor did.”2yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/Unexpectedtlc
If I were Alec Baldwin, I’d think twice right about now about any “keychains” Hilaria has given him lately. You KNOW the Hilz have eyes 👀1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Congrats, Meri. You officially have the most punchable face I have ever seen.1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/SisterWives
Did anyone else accidentally read the background as “American Murder and Unnatural History”?1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
If you were to make your own moon bump, what would you fill it with?1yr ⋅ harlequeenromance ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
