when you go play in a freshly cut lawn and get your socks all dirty

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what kind of spaceballs shit is this?

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A family of squirrels moved into the hole in my tree

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these little coconut waters fit perfectly in my beer fridge

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a note left by past me for future me so that idiot wouldnt forget while the car was stuck on the lift for a week

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This wrapped starburst that will someday be unwrapped

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A bowling ball resting on a stretched out bedsheet

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This oil is listed as olive oil, but the label sneakily hides 'canola &' in a different font

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who makes the new trucks amazon uses? the logo on the front just says amazon

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What is this? A pallet for ants?

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kept dropping the oil pressure sensor so i used the dental floss i keep in my box

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longfellow feline

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caught this guy napping at my job today

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does anyone know what kind of playset this is? my sister and I still talk about all the cool stuff we made out of it. this was mid 1980s

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this is how i got the keys. what the fuck am i supposed to do with this?

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heh heh heh

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heh heh heh

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In the Netflix movie 'In the Shadow of the Moon', the future injection weapon is an air saw

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made from the finest beskar

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loving these thanksgiving leftovers right now

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they used the exact same image to show their product vs a competitor

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anyone else getting tired of people hanging their dirty-ass masks all over the shifter, mirror, etc?

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We're all stuck here together, asshole. You're just letting it get to you.

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the supply company my job uses sends a post it note pad on a tiny pallet

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Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money really is and took his own life.

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I need to drive your car, not pet it

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my living room can be pretty cozy

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This awesome pineapple lamp from 2nd Ave.

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found the most expensive rubberband in the world on the floor at work today

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New look for an old meme

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Someone found out how to mute the ads on the gas pump. It worked!

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I found banana bread in the shape of bananas

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my wife used to be a supervisor in the clothing section of a thrift store. she got tired of me putting things in the wrong drawer, so she labeled her dresser. there have been no further incidents.

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just got it to the way i wanted it to look with the batwing

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I don't know what it is about samurai stuff, but it brings them out of the woodwork

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This banana bread in the shape of bananas

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these things do not belong together

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Ive broken two T40s in the past month on these

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A coffee mug that my dad got when he went to Texas a few years ago.

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After about a year of having this birdhouse on my window a bird finally moved in

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Drinking around my buddy's fire pit about a week ago, I went on a rant about how nice it would be to cook bacon on a skillet on the open flame but nobody there had one. My sister heard of my predicament and gave me one of hers the next day. Bacon on a skillet!

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mango massacre

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Crab sucked into a pipe [L]

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people who grossly exceed the item limit on the express checkout lanes

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this hair product

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My beard always shows up black in photos. I made it extra bright to show the color variation.

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what is this flower my wife picked?

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Every time

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My wife insisted to be roasted. Destroy her.

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[request] is this accurate?

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meirl

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what is this even for? its the overhead console for a 2003 rav4. it doesn't seem like you could put anything in it without it immediately falling out when you open it. is it missing something?

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Keeping myself occupied whilst my wife is shopping

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the letter spacing on this train whistle

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[Request]How much weight is this guy carrying?

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My wife used some photo editing magic on a picture I sent her from work

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Had this in a junk drawer for years. Its glass with tapered holes that go all the way through. Banana for scale.

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Ive never seen this type of bird in my tree before. In Maryland.

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Really? Just face the worm the other way!

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