Fucking legends

2mo ⋅ ⋅

Oh no, anyway

3mo ⋅

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Yes, 2019...

1mo ⋅

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*[chuckles]* I'm in danger

3mo ⋅

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Pro Gamer Move

2wk ⋅

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It was a trick!

3mo ⋅

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Ughh the urge god dammit

2mo ⋅

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You gotta be kidding me

3mo ⋅

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Not so fast now

4mo ⋅

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What's wrong with saying Hi Jac- oh.

2mo ⋅

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So that was a fucking lie

3mo ⋅

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Yes, my mom wrote that note. Why do you ask?

3mo ⋅

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Mom, let me explain everyt-

3mo ⋅

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Someone's into ... stuff

1mo ⋅

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I did it gu- oh wait.

3mo ⋅

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wHy dO i FiX eVeRytHinG i ToUcH

4mo ⋅

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The man tried his best

3mo ⋅

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*evil laughs*

3mo ⋅

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Guess I'll go fuck myself then

3mo ⋅

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AH shit, not again

1mo ⋅

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Funniest shit in the world

2mo ⋅

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Oh no

2mo ⋅

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DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

1mo ⋅

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Wait, holup!

4mo ⋅

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Guess I'll go fuck myself then

3mo ⋅

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Einstein probably faps to them in heaven ... or hell

3mo ⋅

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Adios amigos

2mo ⋅

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Virginity is cool. Remain pure *[proceeds to start crying]*

4mo ⋅

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For those who didn't get the joke, read the comments

4mo ⋅

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And your job is to yell at fat kids who run faster than you

2mo ⋅

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Well, he ain't wrong

1mo ⋅

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Mf discovered expensive medical bills instead

1mo ⋅

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I'm intelligent

3mo ⋅

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I'm looking at you Quora

3wk ⋅

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So that was a fucking lie

3mo ⋅

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I wonder why aren't mom said that we won't celebrate Christmas this year

3mo ⋅

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Just like the simulations

1mo ⋅

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Bigger than the biggest

1mo ⋅

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Why? Just why.

2mo ⋅

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American movies do be like that

2mo ⋅

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Holup, what's happening here?

3mo ⋅

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Doesn't mean I won't do it again tomorrow

2wk ⋅

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Yes, ofc I was sick. Why do you ask?

3mo ⋅

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My dog is rotting in the graveyard? [yeets the video while crying]

1mo ⋅

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Works for me

1mo ⋅

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*[chuckles]* I'm in danger

3mo ⋅

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Mutations go brrr

3mo ⋅

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Fuck you. When? Tonight, 8 pm, my place

4mo ⋅

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Alabama intensifies

1mo ⋅

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*Phew* It feels better now

3mo ⋅

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You weren't supposed to do that

1mo ⋅

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Surprise Motherfucker!

3mo ⋅

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It feels so fucking good to get a WIFI connection back after 7 hours

3mo ⋅

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Holy fuck the urge

1mo ⋅

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Hol the fuck up

3mo ⋅

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France be like

1wk ⋅

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ProperTITIES :flushed:

1mo ⋅

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You gotta be kidding me

3mo ⋅

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Not so quick son

3mo ⋅

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Was I supposed to boil him first or smn?

3wk ⋅

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Haha I'm so funny *[proceeds to start crying]*

3mo ⋅

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Dkype go brrr

2wk ⋅

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Ah shit, here we go again

1mo ⋅

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Hello.

3mo ⋅

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I'm impressed.

3wk ⋅

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Well, that wasn't supposed to happen

4d ⋅

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Big brain meme

9hr ⋅

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My first time masking in After Effects

1mo ⋅

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Best buddies

1mo ⋅

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Don't ask how I reached there....

1mo ⋅

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She's a witch, BURN HER!!!

1mo ⋅

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I have unlocked the ultimate supreme ultra hd xxx version

1mo ⋅

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well, shit.

1mo ⋅

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Well I ain't helping him now

1wk ⋅

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*dies of lack of oxygen*

6d ⋅

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Well, shit.

1mo ⋅

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flashblacks

1mo ⋅

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Pathetic

4mo ⋅

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It was worth every single second

3mo ⋅

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Adios, I'm gon

3mo ⋅

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To every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction

4mo ⋅

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That's, im- impossible!

4mo ⋅

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o ===> O

4mo ⋅

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Akchualy, you have been doing it wrong all along

3wk ⋅

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God dammit not here

2mo ⋅

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I can't wait to see how much RAM the new app will take on starting my PC

2wk ⋅

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DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

1mo ⋅

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You're never immune to anything, son

1mo ⋅

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i aM hUrT. StOp pLiS

2mo ⋅

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Our education system be like

1mo ⋅

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Nothing dumb at all mother

2wk ⋅

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Mfs don't wear masks properly and then say that it's not their responsibility if we catch the virus

1mo ⋅

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East India Company be like

1mo ⋅

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Fastest things on Earth

4mo ⋅

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The Titanic is Syncing

1wk ⋅

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This post is the council meeting. Let's decide.

1wk ⋅

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Only cool kids know that the real answer is Mycoplasma GENITALium

1mo ⋅

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I hope it doesn't get banned in India ffs

2mo ⋅

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Trump gonna be like: Yeah, that date went *smoooth*

1mo ⋅

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Guess dad took my job :(

3mo ⋅

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you gotta be kidding me

1mo ⋅

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I'm confused

1mo ⋅

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You wouldn't get it.

3mo ⋅

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uh oh what just happened?

4d ⋅

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Brb gotta practice flipping bottles for 4 years later

1wk ⋅

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Woah, wtf

3mo ⋅

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Aw man this is a bummer

2mo ⋅

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You weren't supposed to do that

1mo ⋅

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Gotta boink em all

1mo ⋅

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Making memes till your mom becomes fatn't

13hr ⋅

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It's free real estate

4mo ⋅

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Die MF

1mo ⋅

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It's even funnier the third time

1mo ⋅

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Watchya gonna do? Rant to your parents?

2mo ⋅

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Could've showed them my fake internet points too

2mo ⋅

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Move aside bitch

2mo ⋅

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Mutations go brrr

3mo ⋅

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I'll give you a special treat

1mo ⋅

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And your job is to yell at fat kids who run faster than you

2mo ⋅

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Lol get lost

2mo ⋅

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So that was a fucking lie

4mo ⋅

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Every. Single. Fucking. Time

3mo ⋅

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Pewds Obama deepfake go brrr

1mo ⋅

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I'm still looking for that one pornstar...

3wk ⋅

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Guys. guess what I did to- oh.

3mo ⋅

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Someone's into ... stuff

1mo ⋅

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Guess I'll just go fuck myself then

4mo ⋅

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Look at me. Look at me ... I'm gay now.

2wk ⋅

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They love me

3mo ⋅

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Wait, what happened last night?

4mo ⋅

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Middle school in a nutshell

2wk ⋅

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Just sit back, relax, and watch

3mo ⋅

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Modern problems require modern solutions

3mo ⋅

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Maybe I am useless

2mo ⋅

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Just hit 500k useless internet points

5mo ⋅

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Yep, it's true.

4mo ⋅

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A moment of silence for the streak

4mo ⋅

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Officially joined the MayMayMakers today!

3mo ⋅

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Watermarks matter people. Watermarks matter

5mo ⋅

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Just hit 1 million (jesus) useless internet points

1mo ⋅

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The guy tried his best

3mo ⋅

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Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! Mission MHEB was successful! I got 100k upvotes and 1364 awards lmao

5mo ⋅

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Check out r/AshTwerk!

3mo ⋅

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Fun fact: The upper region of a fire is the coldest region

3mo ⋅

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Make this reach 100k!

4mo ⋅

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The only thing I learned this week is to not watch WandaVision while eating

1mo ⋅

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Ladies and gentlemen, another 100k!

5mo ⋅

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Make it reach 1k

6mo ⋅

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