I wanted to do a eugenics but caused a tantrum spiral and now all my kids are dead. AITA?1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I support the wildly unhinged local police department and now they're pointing guns at me for no reason.1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Marshal Sasha went from the kill list at an overcrowded shelter to conquering mountains1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/rescuedogs
It's 1872. Harriet Tubman is the president of the US. Slavery and legal guardianship still exist.10mo ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/victoria3
Norfolk Southern railroad scientists threaten independent scientist with arrest by national guard if they collect samples downstream of the burn. Everything is fine.1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
How to spot a Russian troll who's pretending to be a left-wing American:3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
I loaded a save from an earlier patch and somehow my 1939 CSA victory now includes ceding half of Louisiana to Finland.3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Kaiserreich
Hrrrrnnggh my Queen, I'm trying to deliver pollen to the hive but my corbicula is dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps pollinating flowers1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/fucklawns
His great-uncle also worked directly for Donitz, the second fuhrer.1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/ShitWehraboosSay
Protip: the Forestry Department has a free map of 215 tree species in City Park1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortCollins
so i take this debate seriously and you just wanna talk bULLCRAP2yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/okbuddycapitalist
Basic grocery brand bread: One less grain, up 50c (17%) since the start of the year.1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/shrinkflation
Day 972 - For my heresy, I am abandoned by Okran. Today a group of farmers beat me until my lung collapsed. As I lay dying in the desert heat, a dwarf appeared out of nowhere and repeatedly took my pants off thousands of times.4yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Kenshi
My bad podcasting app logged me into someone else's account. I'm curing their brainworms by subscribing to anti-paedophile podcasts.1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
This mountain titan spit necrotic goo on the ground, killed 21 dwarves, and all of the pet dogs ran through the goo when collecting corpses. Now all of their paws are rotting off. The temple is full of paw miasma and screaming dogs as survivors mourn a third of the population.3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Remember-tini the heroes who died on 9/11 Oysters with Chipotle Remoulade1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
By order of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, this is now a HENTAI-FREE Zone until 1 January 2023.1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
i got a special message for tankies who keep slapping my belly until i wet myself2yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
Millions of deaths under socialism compared to thousands under capitalism. Somehow that does not seem like fewer. Then again under capitalism that had a choice, unlike under socialism.3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/RedsKilledTrillions
maybe you should learn a thing or two about basic economics before you start talkin' all that stuff.2yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
Man who wrote novel about President Ayn Rand describes the Prussian conspiracy to teach socialism, which allowed 200 million people to be murdered in the 20th century alone.3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/RedsKilledTrillions
An actual letter sent out by the NRA. (Crosspost from /r/fuckthealtright)6yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/SocialistRA
The fourth stage is pure simulacrum, in which the simulacrum has no relationship to any reality whatsoever1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
Tune out anyone who argues against showing up in November to increase Democratic membership in the House and senate. - Malcolm X probably2yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
City Park- a breeding pair of golden eagles scavenging a goose that probably died to avian influenza1yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortCollins
340g wet from the first partial flush, PE6. It ain't much but it's honest shamanism.5yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/shroomers
Yeah I work with some pretty high speed shit. My.life is pretty accelerated8yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Military
I clicked on a documentary about the marines and youtube picked the most relevant recommendations.8yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Military
Y'know, let's save money on a funeral and just pretend I never even had a heir.7yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/eu4
If you take somebody home and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em - John Waters2yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/TrueAnon
So a blacksmith taught my newborn daughter how to forge a sword and now she's an absolute unit of a baby.6yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I know littering is already discussed to death, but please pick up your llamas if you drop one by the side of the road. It's incredibly rude and ruins the scenery for everyone after you.6yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortCollins
My plan to create a beautiful resort where all sea is sewage has backfired. In the Great Tsunami of 2025, countless Diarrhoea Shores citizens died to a wave of pure untreated sewage.3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/CitiesSkylines
In a country otherwise insane and a state with anti-mask terrorists, it was nice to receive this emergency message.4yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Masks4All
Posted in an anti-tankie subreddit. I think I hate both capitalists and socialists as I can't stand most of their points lol, calls for redistributive politics and nationalised infrastructure and antifascism.3yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
They said it couldn't be done, that I was a fool, that I should study for advancement or take on a collateral, but today I earned my degree thanks to the world's finest navy.9yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/navy
Why yes, Steam, I would like to see what's on the irony menu today. [pic]15yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/gaming
Let's take a moment to remember Squeaky the goat, who kicked a grizzly bear through the fucking heart. Rest in power Squeaky.5yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/RimWorld
Sometimes this game throws a sentence at you and you just don't know how to process it.8yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/RimWorld
Reason #98 why not to be taken alive: We have a doctorologist standing by to administer free healthcare to all pris...how did I remove his spine?8yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/RimWorld
Surprisingly enough, people don't like being shot down by a French-flagged bomber named the Lady Cock.10yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Warthunder
When Chick 11 found out that I was declaring a poultry holocaust, she had the good sense to hide where I wouldn't look.8yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/RimWorld
Masterwork's Use English Names option makes one appreciate procedural generation in a whole new way.10yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/dwarffortress
That awkward moment when you realise that your cool new housing design is six floors of giant swastikas. 13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/dwarffortress
Simple? Here's simple. Borscht. The best borscht. In five steps.13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud
Is there any greater feeling than vassalising the biggest pain in your ass?10yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/eu4
I'm not sure which is stranger, that these exist or that I bought them in a bakery and ice creamery in Panama.12yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/WTF
So in my hourly holy war against West Francia, I somehow managed to capture the entire French royal family in one siege. I... removed baguette.9yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Found the white pawn. Turns out he was hidden in an anachronistic quest. We can go home now.11yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/wow
So I was looking for chicken *stock* recipes and made the mistake of browsing through the comments on one of them. 13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Cooking
Sweet nothings to express to your ladyfriend in a moment of passion. 12yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortBadgerton
You've made balti lamb, but there's leftover lamb and you're confused. What now?, you say. LAMB KARNIYARIK TIME. (notes in comments)13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud
When I make a tribe, I give them a name that will echo into infinity and instill terror in their enemies.11yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/dwarffortress
I've decided to write a children's book for sad kids who are bad at everything entitled Happybadger's Big Book for Sad Kids Who are Bad at Everything12yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortBadgerton
I cooked a dish with hot peppers and put my contacts in without washing my hands. 13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortBadgerton
You are going to drown in vagina if you cook this recipe. Sarmale time. 13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud
Today I introduced a girl to Minecraft, and now I feel like a drug dealer. Here's a picture of an automatic bacon machine I made to atone for my sin.14yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/Minecraft
I'm a cartoon character, and you'll never be able to be like me. 13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/FortBadgerton
4chan's got me all excited, and I figured you lads might like this. :] [pic]14yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/collapse
