Some interesting facts about Principal Lewis: 1. He owns 5 of the 10 Mickey Mouse in a SS uniform watches ever produced, 2. He can't tell time1mo ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probably roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run of the mill stoner. Here's an artist's rendering of the couple.1yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Let's just keep opening presents. He'll tire himself out. ♪ Everybody's working for the weekend ♪2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/familyguy
Every President gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, they're gone.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The kiss is turning her human! No wait, it's turning him back into a mannequin! No wait, nothing's happening.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
At that moment, I was 100% sure I was going to be molested, but it was even better.1yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Too much craziness at your local grocery store lately? How about a drive-thru supermarket?4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/RetroFuturism
First, ethnically accurate Jesus goes right here next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine. Followed closely are the three genderless wise people on their Bird scooters, Tig Notaro for some reason, and of course, The Little Drummer Them because God forbid we call a boy a boy.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/familyguy
Well you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated out of state driver's license is proof enough for me.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Creative sentencing is common these days. That's why Bill Clinton is our new mailman.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's 2 Fast 2 Furious... Which means you've already seen the first one! How else could you follow the highly cerebral storyline?3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain non-high? Maybe it's time to try Crack.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Which PS2 titles had the longest/worst loading times? Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly had loading screens for different loading screens.1yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/ps2
It's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard, floor-like surface!4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/familyguy
Amazing how so many are cool with a dictatorship, isn't it? As long as the person in charge is on their side.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/facepalm
All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly after beating up Philip J. Fry.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/futurama
Has there ever been a more memorable one-shot character than Sideshow Raheem?2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute, you are a thief. A common thief!2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Haha, Smithers. If I didn't arrest you that night in the park, I'm not going to arrest you now.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Printed newspapers transmitted via radio waves - a loosely accurate prediction of online news4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/RetroFuturism
Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is going to release a hormone deep inside her body called Insatia.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
A nice thick layer of chocolate squares make up the base. A couple of handfuls of crushed pretzels. Top it all off with marshmallows - Teddy Brulee.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
Anyway, this was the only check he ever wrote. The rest of the checks have holes in them... Because Roger got drunk and raped them.1yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
There's too much Teddy and not nearly enough Mort in recent seasons. There'll be hell-to-pay if he doesn't make a comeback.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
It's not really a party town. Though if I remember correctly, they occasionally hold a function called Mardi... Something.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Are we talking Q right now? We talking Q? Cause I got news for you. I only know two things: perpetual virginity and ribs. And the best ribs in the state are at Way Crazy's in Langley Falls.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Colton Lansington: A renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
A full medicinal diagnosis over the radio waves - Timely, given the number of home bound self quarantined people lately.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/RetroFuturism
My mustache tells people that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open, and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/familyguy
Check it out - You can print out the headline from the day you were born:3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Men die out many year ago. * With all these women around, they were probably nagged to death.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/futurama
Pokemon? Pokemon?! With the pokey and the mon and the guy comes out of the thing... *gibberish*3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Unfortunately, radiation doesn't cause stuff to grow really big, really fast.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/RetroFuturism
Change disc screens, now here's something you don't see anymore. And you have to save beforehand in case something went wrong. Instant nostalgia.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
Stewie, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is? * Uh, yeah, Brian. It's a good way to get around town, that's what it is.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/familyguy
Snacks circa 1984 (Pinterest) - Surprisingly, almost all of these products still exist.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/newzealand
If I don't make it out of there, tell my wife I love her. And Keira Knightley. Tell Keira Knightley I love her. And Orlando Bloom. You know what? The whole cast. The whole damn dirty Pirate cast.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Nowadays, you can't be too safe, what with all the wang-shriveling sex diseases my mom tells me about during bath time.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
You think this fake detective agency with real cases and a pretend office in your father's garage is a joke?!4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
If you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises about garbage men cleaning your gutters and waxing your car - then by all means, vote for this sleazy lunatic.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you're looking to kill time, you could have a drink at my cantina. Guy Fieri came in once - he emptied all our salt shakers into his mouth and called us a local hot spot.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Not sure if anyone's going to pick up a half-naked 42 year old and his young boy companion.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Can you imagine if you got this big-ass trophy just for announcing? No. No, a trophy like this is for when you star in over 40 adult films in under two months.4yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
♪ Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside ♪ Golden, flaky, tender, cakey outside ♪ Wrap the inside in the outside ♪ Is it good? ♪3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I hate disco! It's all I've talked about for so long that people think I'm a one-note guy.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In response to a Cracker Barrel FB post about new vegetarian sausages on their menu.1yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I don't see how anyone could think the Yakuza timeline is confusing. (repost from Yakuza Fan)3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/yakuzagames
Paul Bunyon never fought Rodan! And his size seems really to be inconsistent.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A hidden chamber! I see beautiful things. Gold, silver - huge red socks fit for a giant. Oh. No, no, no. Those are Christmas decorations. I think this might be our basement.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
Here you go: The results of last month's mayoral election. All 48000 voters and who they voted for.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is one of our many light switches. It functions in both the on and off mode.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lenny, without that dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth!3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After exposing Alger Hiss, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This isn't India?! Where's the University of Notre Dame, the Indy 500, Wrigley Field, Dodger dogs?3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We call this guy 'The Chief.' He's been here since 1968. Never says a word. Never moves a muscle.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Appreciation topic for the very different (and quite impressively detailed) art style in Dungeons & Wagons.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/americandad
How did Gavin and his mom not become regular characters? He's not sharing with Katelyn after all.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Some purists will tell you the American flag doesn't contain the word 'Jordache', but if they run this up the flagpole, I'll salute.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You attend Springfield Elementary. Your class is marooned on a desert island. How do you survive and escape?2yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My hobbies include: Being quiet during trips , clapping with songs, and diabetes.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What happens after the final notice? Probably yet another message begging for 'donations'.3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/facepalm
Hey, where is Sideshow Bob, and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?3yr ⋅ HaoieZ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
