Just think, Connie-girl. When we're grown-ups, and marrieds, we'll get to do THIS EVERY NIGHT!!!2mo ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Rock on a frozen lake gets hot from the sun and melts the ice around it.4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Here we have two separate drone species forming a symbiotic relationship4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/BirdsArentReal
45 y/o, assistant manager of Strickland Propane. Knowthe proper way to use a mower and a grill. Have a wife who is very confident of herself and a boy who ain't right at times—roast me!1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I go out walkin', after midnight, out in the moonlight, just like we used to do2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I don't know which is worse, but having lotion on my body is just...overloads my senses so much...1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/aspiememes
Why have only one unwanted thing happen to a woman when two things are so much better...2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/antinatalism
Gilbert keeps talking about the Dauterive Pride, but all I see is a crying drunk and an angry sissy1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Well, if it isn't my favorite subreddit, r/KingOfTheHill! My, you all look handsome tonight! Now, I need a favor from y'all: you gotta run to run to my farm, and feed my emu for me! ... Here, feed them with this!11mo ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I got my own fine wife and I got my own fiddle; sun's coming up, I got Gribble, Gribble, Gribble! Life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle! Thank God I'm a country boy!1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Enjoy a Black ghost mantis in these difficult times; stay safe everyone4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
If I were alone for a month, with no other human interaction, I wonder what I would be like completely unmasked2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/aspiememes
What are some laws the characters have broken and how long a sentence could they have received?2mo ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Is there anyone who'd like to say a few words about Buckley? Anybody at all...? The name of the boy was Buckley1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
What was the point or joke in having Boomhauer in this armadillo suit anyway?2mo ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
After having it for a year and a half my Mom and I finally got around to opening it up and putting it together—one of the hardest puzzles we've ever done4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/skyrim
Keep shoveling coal, Bobby! We gotta get to the North Pole before nightfall, and give Santy Claus his heart pills, or Christmas will be ruined!6mo ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Attention, Bill's house is now Bill's House; so please, no drinking in the subreddit--this is a temptation free environment4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
The face of a cat who helped raise half a million dollars for other animals in need4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingBros
To add to the lie they've gone and made Wyoming a Twitter page—a CONFIRMED Twitter page. And Bill Nye, with all his quirks, is playing into the conspiracy too.4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/wyomingdoesntexist
WHY would I put dirt in MY OWN FRUIT PIE?! MY OWN FRUIT PIIIIE?!!!2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Did I ever tell you about the time she tried to poison me with a baked chicken?2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Imagine how eager some men would be for a woman's pregnancy if this were a requirement1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/antinatalism
Man gets a dolphin encounter as a gift! You won't believe what happens next!5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Already identified--mantid fly--but crossposting for y'all's pleasure5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
Luanne did a lot better job sprucing up Hank's lawn than whatever Peggy was trying to do there1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I wonder if Bobby's being forced to sleep in mud or dung right now? Wait, what's today, Tuesday?5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I love Mexico. They fast-track new makeup straight to the consumer. Here, the FDA tests and tests for years.5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Now, listen to me, junior! I led a platoon of men through the jungles of Saipan!5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
San Antonio Police Department is seeking identification of this man, who was caught of security cameras at the Alamo entering said mission, and later left wearing the outfit of a display; may be in collaboration with individuals believed to be planning an assassination of Fidel Castro1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
The football, and a picture, from that kick Big Willy Lane blocked2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I cleaned out a bookbag so I could have something to hold the stuff I bought at a convention, and the best by date is today!8mo ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
Man is given a dolphin encounter as a gift—you won't believe what happens next!!!2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Wanted to share a hanging scroll type artwork I had commissioned; done by the talented u/BahamutAXIOM4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/Okami
Who are these people, what is their destination and who is trying to stop them from getting there?3yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/WrongAnswersOnly
The hand sign my half-sister and her family are convinced is devil horns (More information in comments)2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
Uncle Hank, a man just asked me if I wanted to join the Mile High Club. Can you get me an application?5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Can three family members share a living room without driving each other crazy?1yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Driftwood figures roaming the forest. By Japanese artist, Nagato Iwasaki4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/awfuleverything
The look you give when the sun has set, and you've sat down to eat your dinner in peace—then Arabia calls4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/sabaton
All a woman really needs to relieve the stress in her life is something that needs constant attention and can't take care of itself for the first few years of its life—who knew?!2yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/antinatalism
Gotz von Berlichingen, who lived the life we always dreamed of, but no longer have the means to obtain4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
The face of a cat who helped raise half a million dollars for other animals in need4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
A mantis greeted me at the mailbox; what name should I address them by?4yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
Guys, I made what I thought to be a candy machine for the science fair, but now the judge is giving my project this look; should I be worried...?5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
To the stuffing! May taste like crap, but it sure does fill you up!5yr ⋅ HansMLither ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
