“And we’re taking back our flag, too!”
Hug a farmer
He’d be less of an embarrassment too.
That escalated fast
Our future depends upon raising our kids right.
The Russians play hardball
The turnout will be yuge!
It worked once before...
Do you think Kavanaugh has first day jitters?
Yup, that’s a red flag.
There’s no such thing as a trial run period for the presidency.
Let’s hope this shitshow doesn’t get renewed for another season.
They do have some fine tasty vittles.
If I were a psychiatrist, I'd give these away in order to drum up business.
“Oh, Lordy, I hope there are tapes!”
If you find a tactic that works—stick with it!
Or maybe it’s just a bad remake of Deliverance.
Gotta get one for my idiot brother-in-law
These two tweets didn’t age well
He wasn’t an immigrant, but she definitely was.
Ives is trying hard to weasel her way into Illinois’ governor’s mansion. Don’t let in.
Math in the Bible Belt
He was all for a shutdown not long ago
I’m relieved, too.
And so it begins...
Someone is trolling candidate for IL governor via a parody Twitter account