“And we’re taking back our flag, too!”

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Congratulations, Mike!

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Hug a farmer

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He’d be less of an embarrassment too.

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That escalated fast

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Who’s a stable genius?

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How’d they get over Trump’s wall?

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Our future depends upon raising our kids right.

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The Russians play hardball

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Use Google reviews to communicate directly with the Russian people

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The turnout will be yuge!

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It worked once before...

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Do you think Kavanaugh has first day jitters?

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Let’s hope this shitshow doesn’t get renewed for another season.

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Yup, that’s a red flag.

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There’s no such thing as a trial run period for the presidency.

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They do have some fine tasty vittles.

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Me too.

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If I were a psychiatrist, I'd give these away in order to drum up business.

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Ouch

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It’s taking too many nights to drive ol’ Dixie down.

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Crap!

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“Oh, Lordy, I hope there are tapes!”

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If you find a tactic that works—stick with it!

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Doctor’s orders

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Or maybe it’s just a bad remake of Deliverance.

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Gotta get one for my idiot brother-in-law

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These two tweets didn’t age well

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He wasn’t an immigrant, but she definitely was.

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Oops

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Ives is trying hard to weasel her way into Illinois’ governor’s mansion. Don’t let in.

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Math in the Bible Belt

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He was all for a shutdown not long ago

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I’m relieved, too.

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Testerical

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Someone is trolling candidate for IL governor via a parody Twitter account

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