You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars, you know?
Is This Real Life?
Acceptance Is The First Step
Purchased in 2014. Inoperable since 2016. Give it a new purpose in 2018.
He’s smart, but he’s still a dog. And dogs ain’t exactly rocket surgeons.
LOLOLOL I’VE LOST MY BOSSBABE MIND
Genius or Alcoholic?
How many tickets for a beer?
A maiden wench whose family hates her? Noooooo.
Hanzi is taking his talents to the Middle East.
They were there one day, and then, then...they weren’t there.
Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year.
Welp, I'm sold. I'll take 100 Arbonnes, please.
Doing the Lord’s work, if you ask me.
I don't know, I'd call this a win.
Bought her 4 years ago when things were going a little better. She starts 2018 with 45,000 original miles and has been broken down/garaged for over a year and a half.
I begged you to look at mein furrst. I begged you.
What is this lid for, some kind of witches’ bweww?
Practice Makes Personality
I have not studied the blade, but the blade has studied me...and my interaction with this sub?
Pack Your Bags For 2020!
I can’t seem to find “batshit” anywhere...
Your Local News: Handles You Can Trust
Cheer Up, Amigo.
I like collecting obscure baseball memorabilia. Said it's the only one he's ever signed like this.
Iron Lady? Julie & Julia? Ricki and The Flash? TELL ME, YOU DICK!
I don't live in tank tops because I think I look cool.
This Should End Well
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
Ohhhhhhh Kid I’ll get even with you!
Please host my sample party at your house so I can enhance your lives goddammit!!!
I'm Hatin' It
You Should Try Those Hypnosis Tapes. They Really Work For A Fella!
The hunt is on.
Did anyone see the movie Tron?
I think owning the Broncos is pretty good!
Pizza in the Morning Pizza in the Evening
Story checks out.
30 Going On 13
Is there anybody who stands BETTER?
Anyone remember trucker hats, rope necklaces, peace signs, and Wilson's Leather? (Summer 2005)
You Will NOT Believe This Punchline!
Ahh look what you done to 'em.
The REALLY Real Karate Kid
Don't even bother asking for a double
And You Can Take That To The Bank
She’s already drawn me to her with her beautiful siren song.
Does this give you anxiety?
Hello Mudda Hello Fadda
Don't make eye contact
My White Elephant Gift: FART JAR - The Jar That I Farted In (CREATION OF FART JAR IN COMMENTS!)
The Benefit Of Having The Benefit Of The Doubt
Deleted scene from Home Alone 2