Came home after a long shift, went to get some food, a mouse was in it.

2yr ⋅ ⋅

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My friend posted this today, I’m sure he’s proud of himself.

3yr ⋅

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Sectoral heterochromia is rare. I was born without it.

4yr ⋅

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Well rounded

2yr ⋅

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My refrigerator died 4 days ago. It had two turkeys in it. Oh and it’s been 80°+ this week.

3yr ⋅

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true onion lovers leave some for the rest of us

4yr ⋅

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Speak like an adult and stop feeding snakes bread

3yr ⋅

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Louie, during the puppy days.

4yr ⋅

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If there’s one thing i’m good at, it’s relapsing. Hoping these bad boys last this time.

3yr ⋅

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