[Censorship] They will not stop with DDoS protection services. They will come for registrars, hosts, every service needed to run a website. And they certainly will not stop with 8chan.5yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/KotakuInAction
And that's how Cookie Monster got kicked out of the Illuminati: by being the least monstrous of them all.9yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
In the closing arguments of Elmo's sexual assault case, his lawyer plays their strongest card.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Seriously, who finished making that muppet and said, Yeah, that's not terrifying...?10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bruised and battered, Elmo kept laughing and laughing. This horror was no nightmare... it was reality.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Imagine the cork-popping sound it would make if someone stepped on the sled while he was pulling it.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Some human slaves spoke of a savior called Super Grover who would one day free them.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
I shall not cum late, nor shall I cum early. I shall cum precisely when I mean to.9yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Only when they're away from Sesame Street can they express their true feelings for each other.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Grover leaves Sesame Street for the self-sufficient rural life — with no farming knowledge or experience.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
The final straw was Ernie's new plan to have the word 'vegan' tattooed across his neck. [GIF]10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie wiggled his toes seductively, forcing Bert to make an unpleasant confession.9yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
It had to be so, for not another soul would understand their star-crossed love.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
He further rambled about the oppression of various baked good-kins by the vegtriarchy.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
I vomited on election night. Today, I bawled for 20 minutes. The stress and anxiety brought on [by] a threatening president is overwhelming.7yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
Bert thought that Ernie had forgiven him for testifying against Cookie Monster10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Fortunately, in her burqa no one can see what her husband has done to her.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Only one suspect's trunk had the suction power to turn Elmo inside-out like a sock.9yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Big Bird hasn't been the same since the operation that removed most of his cranium.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Years of overdoing it had left Telly's anus loose and numb. He feared he'd never be satisfied again. Little did he know, the answer he sought was right in front of him.10yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie accepted the director's challenge to make the movie even more difficult to watch.9yr ⋅ ha_ya ⋅ r/bertstrips
