If you're too unhealthy to have sex to make a baby, you probably will be too unhealthy to take care of one6mo ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/antinatalism
This is Frank. Frank has all of paws but sits like this and only like this.5yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Guy with severe mental health problems argues he should have kids because babies don't deserve healthy parents8mo ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/antinatalism
My Grindr dating wasn't going well so I decided to walk around with a mug asking Mitch to plow me. People thought I was homeless and put change in it, so while I still haven't gotten laid, I made 72 cents!3yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/different_sob_story
My baby was born addicted to cocaine, but she's too little to snort it so we had this straw implanted up her nose for easy access.3yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/different_sob_story
My grandpa's face right before his skin completely melted off from the fire. That's me in the background, trying to figure out when would be the least awkward moment to start masturbating.4yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Normally, I'm a power bottom, but my partner let me top him as an early Christmas present. My thrust is so powerful he had to grab the tree for support.4yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Climbing in through the top of the box would have been far too simple.5yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This floof at the shelter was so soft that it was like petting a cloud.5yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/Floof
11 years ago, when I first adopted Tasche. He was being mistreated by his owner.6yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/cats
This is Tasche. Tasche is afraid of ice cream because the last time he ate some it gave him brain freeze. This is scientifically the cutest fear ever.6yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/cats
I suggested taking an air horn to an axe throwing place as a first date and he was not enthusiastic7mo ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/Bumble
I love how tiny her little peanut head is in comparison to her chonky body.5yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/Chonkers
Watching a ridiculous movie called Stay Tuned and surprise motherfucker! Look who's in it with hair and an earring.4yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/Dexter
I tucked Pepper in for her nap wrong and she made this face at me. How dare I snuggle her in.6yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat is so dumb. Every time I go to the bathroom, he thinks I'm taking a shower and tries to drink out of the tub.5yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/cats
Her whiskers are about 3 times the size of her head. What's the evolutionary purpose of this cuteness?6yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/cats
They messed up in The Queen's Justice. Look at the guy in the jeans and cowboy boots.6yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/freefolk
My cat is 50% charged; how long do I have to keep him plugged in for him to be 100% charged?6yr ⋅ H0use0fpwncakes ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
