Time to tidy up my friend list.

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MRW my ex asks me if I'd like to go grab some drinks sometime now that her boyfriend dumped her.

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That friend you can't take anywhere.

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Awkward.

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You only get one chance to make a first impression.

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Cheers my good man

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From zero to triggered in record time.

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MRW I remember I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

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Before Tinder

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You can’t out run the golden god

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MRW my girlfriend forgets to flush the toilet and it's that time of the month.

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M I N D B L O W N

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💸💸💸

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MRW the cute girl at my job asks me if I'd like to come to her place for hot tubing and drinks after work.

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These have been popping up on the University of Utah campus recently .

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I’m getting tired of this.

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You’ve earned the right to be happy Joe!

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It feels so good...

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I gladly welcome back Kyle and his 46% 3 point shooting this year. Oh, he’s a good free throw shooter too.

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Must be from the special edition rerelease.

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I feel attacked.

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Hmmm

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The one court I’ve been waiting for all season long

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Problem solved.

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You can go suck an eeeegg

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Part of a balanced breakfast.

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MRW my friend asks me if I got laid last night.

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MRW the doctor tells me my broken foot will heal faster if I stop smoking and drinking for awhile.

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Ah-ah-ah

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Hopefully it’s more accurate then his free throw percentage

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MRW my friends ask me why I didn't go out to the bar with them last night.

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The Jazz were in the #14 spot before tipoff. Welcome to the Wild Wild West.

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Totally feasible.

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