Played him like a fiddle

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I spent way too long trying to figure out why this said とじて instead of として...until I realized the dakuten was actually the pleats on his collar...

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Trying to get out of 6 digits be like

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Saving a fraction of a cent has never felt this good!

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My colonist was asked on a date the moment he stripped naked

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Ming, are you ok?

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Thanks to Zoltan Shield and Cloaking, my Shield guy from Sector 1 never got past level 1....

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I think I'm ready for the flagship....

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How Putin feels after accidentally touching another man's hand

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Unluckiest man of the century

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Distant realm my ass

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Welp, guess I'm installing Extended Timeline...

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King Henry VIII would be proud

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When you're so 'murican even your interest is 'murican

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me_irl

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Persuasive Little Brat

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Don't inbreed they said, it will make bad babies they said...

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Baby Hungaries

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Time to make a general out of my ruler...

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Lord Commander...Mance?

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Uh...do I give him Sirem or Sirem?

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A STORE, FINALLY

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Badass Atheists

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