Leave 👏 those 👏 girls 👏 alone 👏

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Amazing

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Not wrong. Classic LVM.

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Tape it to your mirror.

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‘There’s no such thing as a code of conduct, babe.’

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Don’t lose hope, there are still some good ones out there.

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Louder for those in the back.

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Quite.

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January Dating Has Me Like...

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Sums it up

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Their reality is completely warped

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#truth

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Annnd porn sick right from the gate.

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Straight from the horse’s mouth.

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And he was doing so well until this point.

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When people ask me why I’m single, I show them this screenshot.

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Don’t do wife shit until you’re a wife. #hindsight2020

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Don’t forget, your sexuality terrifies LVM

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What in the pickmeisha hell...?! Secret child? 14 years? Oh hell no.

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That’s a no from me, dawg...

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Not to be unkind, but he looks like the Geico gecko if left in a hot car. (Reposted with appropriate cropping this time! Sorry all the funny comments got deleted!!)

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