You’ve been giving it to CHILDREN?!?

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They died, Carol, they died

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How to activate your sleeper agent

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Meters are like yard but for fancy countries

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How to train pigs to stop bullets with telekinesis

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You guys free next Sunday?

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I need a gun so I can hijack an airplane to get socialized medicine

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I pretended to have a british accent for 7 years

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I sleep with all my Airbnb tenants, hehe

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Who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned strawman?

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Mom fell down the stairs so we just shot her

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The best picture I've ever taken, courtesy of Fjallraven Classic Sweden

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Nice.

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[Request] how much would this child weight?

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You want something before we close?

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[Omega] the perfect vacation watch

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Merry (almost) Christmas!

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World’s Greatest Secret Agent

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[Instagram] Tag Heuer's new Javascript VPN sensor

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Having free education makes you more stupider

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Turns out the labia is unnatural!

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M / 19 / Study Sunday Carry

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M / 19 / Private Equity Analyst

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[Omega] Snow in goddamn April

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Everyone wants to be American

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Roses are red, I got hit by a train

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The best part of working at a sushi restaurant is left overs at the end of the night

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M / 17 / not really working rn, but here's my carry as a sushi cook

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M / 18 / Secretly Nick Shabazz

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Simple, but classic

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Line cooks have a long and rich culture

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M / 16 / the basics

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✨f a n c y c a r r y✨

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M / 19 / Procrastinating

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Got myself a new Omega Streetmaster

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Canada has it's own currency?? Wtf

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Hallelujah it's 9/11

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Today's EDC

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I haven't seen a doctor in years

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Our flag is more important than your flag

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Somebody once told me

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We've been overthinking this the whole time!

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Rose's are red, I'm scared of bugs

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[Omega] Sniffmaster 300m

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M / 18 / I’m afraid that I just blue myself

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A Post Dinner Candid

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M / 19 / Spring Break NWD

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Sunday Funday

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M / 17 / Sushi Chef Carry

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M / 19 / Formal Carry

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How to stop getting bullied

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M / 18 / my dads office is empty so I took over a boardroom to study in

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M / 20 / Student and PE M&A Analyst

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[Omega] My favourite watch and my favourite place

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M / 19 / University Carry

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M / 19 / Student

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Tis I, the frenchiest fry

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Haha cum frogs lolz

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I won't be penetrated to a Squarespace commercial!

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M / 19 / PE Summer Analyst (I basically just make slides look pretty)

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They died, Carol, they died

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M / 17 / dishwasher NKD

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M / 18 / overworked intern, cook & student

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M / 16 / Japanese EDC

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M / 18 / Victoria Day Carry 🇨🇦

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M / 17 / Intern

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[Pokemon & Omega] That's one small step in size, one huge leap for horology

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Smh, calling me out like that

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Cause we're delta and life is a nightmare!

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M / 19 / Business Student

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I have We The People tattooed on my right arm

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Bed with a quick access shotgun

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If she doesn't stalk you she doesn't love you

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Snort together, stay together

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They shouldn't seize guns from criminals because seize is a fancy word for steal

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[Omega] a century of evolution

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Huh, cool

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Was waiting for the subway when I thought of you guys

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M / 16 / Exam carry

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M / 19 / I have 3 midterms within the next 24 hours, but at least it’s NKD

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[Omega] a 119 year old movement

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Americans invented democracy

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M / 17 / Day off

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[Mine] what does my desk say about me?

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She was claiming that a completely normal looking Tommy Hilfiger model was too skinny and unhealthy

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So I guess corsets are a thing again?

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All millenials are gluten free vegans

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M / 17 / Finished the first week of my summer internship and NKD

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Our raison d’etre is to sell $80 bars of soap

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I don't have a cat, do dogs count?

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We chose to keep his immune system intact. Like Jesus.

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Haha! Millennials and their phones!

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We chose to keep his immune system intact. Like Jesus.

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M / 17 / Absolutely Swamped With Schoolwork But I Got a New Watch So Thats Cool

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College Carry

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Spiderman is sooo dreamy!

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An entire page dedicated to this man's wife and child who left him

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If only they knew they would triple my salary

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M / 18 / Sunday Standards

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Real men wear flips flops with their Rolexs

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Civil war and socialism are basically the same

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Is your child texting about pocket knives?

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Graf Von Faber Castell Pen of The Year 2008

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Begone whore

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Alcohol makes me cum 😂😂😂

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Masturbation gatekeeping?

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My son made 9/11 from legos

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Bought a Mora and they gave me some branded bandaids!

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M / 17 / Grail NKD

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Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is your child a libtard?

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I think I found u/nickshabazz's sexy alt account

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Those damn gays are basically rapists

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We've infiltrated r/reborndollcringe

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M / 16 / Swiss EDC

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Make me scream

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You say good taste, I say pretentious

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How to get stop getting bullied

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I've shot and killed 11 people because they wanted my TV

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What if you took a rat tail... and made it even worse?

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I too gatekeep nicotine addiction

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Fwd: fwd: fwd: dumb libcucks have nothing on jesus

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A complete rip off of Invicta's designs!

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LAVASE LOS MANOS!

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This charming young man

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No raping hunchbacks?

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The fluoride stare

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Roses are red, the mods are gay

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Successfully my first ever lock(s)!

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Haha I'm antisocial

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[Mine] what does my EDC say about me?

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What is this bird

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NKD Victorinox Tourist

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[Mine] What Does My Desk Say About Me?

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Mexican Mr.Clean is 🔥

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I pretty much need to shoot someone every night

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My friend's sweater has an... interesting pattern

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Your family doesn't hate you it's just the NSA

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Praise be

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My friends mom posted this unironically

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The dog just ran in and ate all the steaks

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What is this thing that my grandmother found in her drawer?

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