Hacked by a 4 year old.

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I mean really

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These chefs are not your mother.

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Similar tops.

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We hate children.

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Oh, yeah!!!

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Stuffed with meat 24/7.

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Not a body.

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Presumably good advice.

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Just stop....

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You might be too young to get this....

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Well, now I don't want one.

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Don't catch 'em all!

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Don't forget!

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French is such a beautiful language.

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I've got a bad feeling about this

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Moo softly while watering.

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Frequently asked question?

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Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦

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I'm getting mixed nuts signals.

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Make your whole hole shine.

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Do you want to?

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Ground Control to Major Tom...

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Consider this a a warning. 🧀

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No, it doesn't.

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I can grok this.

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I bet they're aliens. 👽

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These two conditions are totally related.

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Jigsaw is running out of ideas.

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The Institute of Unfinished Research

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Lemonade Vendor

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Definitely eye catching

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Modest nudity only, please.

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Honest requirements

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Useful information? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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It's the law.

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Well, there goes my weekend plans.

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That escalated quickly

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Choices, choices...

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Good for you? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I'm a Florist...

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Well, since I don't know how to phase through it...

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Best fans ever.

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Farm fresh

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I wouldn't like that, no.

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Remind our neighbors

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No whoring!

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Anyone have a spare meat suit? 💀

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Words to streak by

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No argument here. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Must be safe then.

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What's this bucket for, again? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Business must be great

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Keep this in mind, every single day.

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Fart squirrels.

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That's one way of doing it. 🤔

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Works for me.

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He's a little short.

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So civilized. ✌️

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Tigers love kids.

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You don't say...

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That about covers it.

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Well played, Walmart.

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The fun begins...

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Please under no circumstances drink uranium dioxideperoxide.

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Stop fat shaming!

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Pretty sure that's illegal...

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Are you not entertained?

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I'd never have noticed without the sign, thanks. 🤨

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That'll do it. 🤕

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Beware!!!!

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That's one way of doing it, I guess. 🎃

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There's always a reason for a sign.

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You get a discount if you let them participate.

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Seems legit..

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Evacuation plan.

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Attention grabbing.

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Always a good idea. 🍑

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Creative 🤓

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🕷️🕷️Truth🕷️🕷️

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It's required. 🧐

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Guard cat is on the job.

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So many rules, these days.

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Hand grenade. 🤨

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By the hour?

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Quite literally 🤓

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Useful item, if a bit furry.

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🧟

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Resistance is futile.

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Discreet Packaging 😳

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Ugh. If you insist!

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Some of them want... 🧀

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Statue may be hot.

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Please stop asking. 🚽

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Probably in Florida... 🤷🏽‍♂️

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That's one way of dealing with it. 💨

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Poor little kitty

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It's OK. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Puff while you can 💨

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Will they?

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You do you, Dude. 🤭

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Fascinating. 🌭

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Nothing.

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That's what she said. 🥕

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The bacon effect. 🥓

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The eternal question.

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How many times has this happened? 😬

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DO NOT Pick Your NOSE

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Queen of the road.

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The Dogs have Spoken

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MournHub........

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Is that something I might be likely to do?

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I don't let just anyone drain my pickle.

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Hopefully, they offer appropriate implants.

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Sweet home, Alabama...

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Because that's what eye clinics are for.

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Hey, calm down!

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Verbally abused beef.

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When you teach your cat to read.

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It's for fuel, of course. 😳

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Quiet neighbors.....

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Such a pity...

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Your nutrition tip:

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Interesting font choice.

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Only $5 to milk a couple people.

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Totally not haunted

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Free wife to try for 1 month.

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Per day? Per hour? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I am disorder! 🤪

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I don't think that means what you think it means.

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Welcome home, mom!

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OK, who went to church in your underwear? 😬

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Do you believe in magic?

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It's thrilling 🧟

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Seems legit. 🍑

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Human bait needed.

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Schrodinger's traffic light.

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Wondering what the story behind this was...

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Avoid Rude and Unreasonable Chicken

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What was your address, again?

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The universe in brief.

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Put some in your south mouth. 🍑

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Found in Florida.

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Make sure you stand... behind them.

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May be time to call a doctor. 😳

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A place for everyone.

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Cardio dick boxing

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Spam, spam and spam.

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Just so you know.

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So much for my plans.

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