My dog made a “nope” circle this morning
Does this qualify as earth porn?
It was the gentleman thing to do.
Walked in to see my dog sitting like this.
My IT guy at work is one of us... But I hate him now
Her bio said “don’t add a couple inches to your height”
I hooked up with a girl the other night, she left a note with her address saying that she couldn’t find her jacket. I found it, and shipped it back to her today. Also included pictures of the time I spent with her jacket and a Christmas card.
Anon hangs out with his crush
Greg is a pretty common one...
...Said no one ever
He made a post just saying Fuck New York after a few comments, he messaged me.
This popped up on my newsfeed, figured you would all appreciate it.
Prophets Gone Wild
A friend of mine actually shared this.
The science behind Jurassic World
It finally happened
Fuck. I think I need to buy a fedora now.
So basically, be a liberal.
Employee at Best Buy asked me to fill out the survey, I was going to submit a very positive review until I got to this page.
12 Years a Slave: The Game
I'll admit, it was a low effort
OH MY GOD. BECKY, LOOK AT HER self respect.
They can keep em
But sh*t, it was only 99 cents...
greatest self-proclaimed troll ever
I mean, isn't that what tinder is for?
So a while ago, I made a Hitler quote look like it was a Bernie quote. After starting an argument on FB tonight, this happened.
My friend said he got a great deal on a used Corvette. I think I know why.
When shitty pickup lines... Wait what?
These bots are becoming more elaborate with their bios
Make me cry
I never doubted him for a second.
CUT it out
Said no one ever
I just bought a Nautilus tank. It's huge. Kitten for scale.
I almost feel bad for whenever these sell... Sometimes.
At a RHCP show. These are hanging from the ceiling
So it's not a GTI. But a Golf nonetheless. Am I still loved?
I'm quite proud of this one.
I am now the proud owner of a 2015 Golf TSI. Seriously in love!
Best response I could come up with.
My GF wants your worst
A theory that describes the impact of your whiteness
My real name is Greg, and I'm kind of a good guy. AMA
I just got a karma machine. Please help me name her. Please.
Study material for your /r/ImGoingToHellForThis final
Whenever someone asks why I leave the center spot open, I just tell em it's my tappy place
This showed UP on my news feed.
I was told that guys should learn how to (m)ake dick pics more artsy, am I doing this right?
I was browsing through top of all time. I am truly ashamed of myself.
Currently using an FX6100, I am uncomfortably giddy right now.
It is a glorious day
Definitely gonna get internet hate for this
I immediately left afterwards, then sat in my car thinking about what I just did
Celebrating my birthday at OneOK Field
My life from when I was born. FB
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed serial killer
I am the proud owner of a Sharp tape measure. AMA
Something you'll learn trying to date in your mid-twenties
Storm Front rolling into Tulsa
PsBattle: Hunter Pence catching a ball (X-post /r/SFGiants
Something you will never not see again.
I fixed it
My new puppy, Perseus
Using my existing 980ti, today is my biggest upgrade in almost 5 years.
I went and saw Bill Nye speak at OSU today, here's a picture of him taking a picture of me
I've been told several times that I pee extremely fast
it wasn't god, it was an atheist
He's not happy with me, but I love that face
So this happened to me
It has come to this
wasnt I so handsome there?