My dog made a “nope” circle this morning
Does this qualify as earth porn?
Walked in to see my dog sitting like this.
My IT guy at work is one of us... But I hate him now
Her bio said “don’t add a couple inches to your height”
I hooked up with a girl the other night, she left a note with her address saying that she couldn’t find her jacket. I found it, and shipped it back to her today. Also included pictures of the time I spent with her jacket and a Christmas card.
Anon hangs out with his crush
Greg is a pretty common one...
...Said no one ever
He made a post just saying Fuck New York after a few comments, he messaged me.
This popped up on my newsfeed, figured you would all appreciate it.
A friend of mine actually shared this.
The science behind Jurassic World
It finally happened
Fuck. I think I need to buy a fedora now.
So basically, be a liberal.
Employee at Best Buy asked me to fill out the survey, I was going to submit a very positive review until I got to this page.
I'll admit, it was a low effort
OH MY GOD. BECKY, LOOK AT HER self respect.
But sh*t, it was only 99 cents...
greatest self-proclaimed troll ever
I mean, isn't that what tinder is for?
So a while ago, I made a Hitler quote look like it was a Bernie quote. After starting an argument on FB tonight, this happened.
My friend said he got a great deal on a used Corvette. I think I know why.
When shitty pickup lines... Wait what?
These bots are becoming more elaborate with their bios
Make me cry
I never doubted him for a second.
I just bought a Nautilus tank. It's huge. Kitten for scale.
I almost feel bad for whenever these sell... Sometimes.
At a RHCP show. These are hanging from the ceiling
So it's not a GTI. But a Golf nonetheless. Am I still loved?
I'm quite proud of this one.
I am now the proud owner of a 2015 Golf TSI. Seriously in love!
Best response I could come up with.
My GF wants your worst
A theory that describes the impact of your whiteness
My real name is Greg, and I'm kind of a good guy. AMA
I just got a karma machine. Please help me name her. Please.
Whenever someone asks why I leave the center spot open, I just tell em it's my tappy place
This showed UP on my news feed.
I was browsing through top of all time. I am truly ashamed of myself.
Currently using an FX6100, I am uncomfortably giddy right now.
It is a glorious day
Definitely gonna get internet hate for this
I immediately left afterwards, then sat in my car thinking about what I just did
Celebrating my birthday at OneOK Field
My life from when I was born. FB
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed serial killer
I am the proud owner of a Sharp tape measure. AMA
Something you'll learn trying to date in your mid-twenties
Storm Front rolling into Tulsa
PsBattle: Hunter Pence catching a ball (X-post /r/SFGiants
Something you will never not see again.
I fixed it
My new puppy, Perseus
Using my existing 980ti, today is my biggest upgrade in almost 5 years.
I went and saw Bill Nye speak at OSU today, here's a picture of him taking a picture of me
I've been told several times that I pee extremely fast
it wasn't god, it was an atheist
He's not happy with me, but I love that face
So this happened to me
It has come to this
wasnt I so handsome there?