Alaska: The place where you can't get off the plane because there is a polar bear between you and the terminal.8yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/funny
Found this Indian Frank Reynolds after searching through company directory.5yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/IASIP
When you have 63 upvotes and then you click refresh to see how much higher it went and then you see 58 upvotes.5yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When your brother gets really high and tells you to shut up so you won't ruin the audio of a 5 minute video of a pigeon eating a hot dog.9yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/funny
Inns are a great place to pick up rumours. The Innkeeper can usually point you to local quests.6yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/gaming
Harry Potter could've just worn a tshirt with a picture of Grandpa Joe on it as an invisibility cloak. Anyone looking at it would immediately look away in disgust.7yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Charlie should create a 3-course meal gum where every meal is cabbage and turns Grandpa Joe into a cabbage and is then squeezed by the Oompa Loompas and forced to drink the cabbage water he produces.7yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Grandpa Joe's breath is so rancid that the fruit wallpaper went rotten immediately after he licked it.7yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Grandpa Joe doesn't give a fuck who you are if you're getting between him and his porn.7yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Anyone else have a hard time watching Rugrats thanks to slime incarnate Grandpa Joe?7yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?6yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Charlie receives a tip from Slugworth that Grandpa Joe was faking being bed-ridden for his entire life, so Charlie traps Grandpa Joe in the basement of the chocolate factory and forces him to cut off his own feet to teach him a lesson of how he should've actually used them when he had the chance.7yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Who wore it better, Kanye or this shitty star I made for the Christmas tree?4yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/funny
I challenged my Gf to draw Robot Santa on an Etch A Sketch. I was joking, but she delivered.6yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/futurama
Juicy Strawberry-filled donut hole eyeballs I made messing around on the job.9yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This squirrel always shows up when I get home from work and adds happiness to my life. Today I think I added some to his.6yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/pics
Guy sucks out the jelly from his uncrustables snack in hopes of getting those sticky sweet upvotes.8yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
When I call in sick and then realize I need the money for rent and then just show up for my scheduled shift.6yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/funny
M/31/5'11 (198lbs to 169lbs) 3.5 month transformation (July 2015 to Oct 2015)9yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/progresspics
The guy in this office tower management advert is dressed like Dwight Schrute.9yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When my girlfriend's story trails off and she forgets what she was originally talking about.9yr ⋅ greg_focker ⋅ r/funny
