I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.

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Gazing lovingly at the dead leaves taped to her wall

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First time using scrubee. Can anyone tell me how exactly I’m supposed to keep from eating it? (Seriously, my skin hasn’t felt this soft in...ever!)

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I thought the shirt was kind of funny, but dear lord that photoshopping is terrifying

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I’ve really enjoyed Zac Efron’s Netflix show, Down to Earth, and decided to research his “healthy living guru” only to find he’s deep in the Beachbody/Shakeology world.

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I’m a teacher, I agreed to talk to this girl thinking it was to help with a scholarship. Turns out it’s a Cutco demonstration. Of all the backhanded ways of tricking a person...

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The Joker, the surfboard, the plane. There is just so much going on here to unpack

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We’re remodeling our house and covered the back of one wall with all our favorite quotes, song lyrics, and a few facts about ourselves for the next people that remodel it. We also included the gate address for future explorers.

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I love him, but hormones got me pissed off and don’t want to have sex, but if we don’t have sex it throws the whole SMEP schedule off. But if we have sex while I’m pissed off it won’t be enjoyable for either of us, and why do movies make it look so easy to go from fighting to fucking in .3 seconds?!

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When my mother-in-law drops by my house for a surprise visit and brings her 17 year old niece so we can meet the niece’s two week old baby

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Me trying to stay positive but getting a lot of judgey, mean, and horrifying comments on Reddit and in real life when I try to get information about adoption.

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Cross post. I’ve never seen this particular image of the King. I totally get why my mom was obsessed with this man now.

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