Life is a slog

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What's that? You'd have beaten up this old couple, you say?

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On a post about coronavirus

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An entire state murdered in one fell swoop

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The way 1984 becomes less censored with wear

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Interesting combination...

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ECG of a man with a potassium of 9.1

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To hide the secret Martian base

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Blursed spider

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Entitled customer gets put down by floor staff, asks to talk to the manager...

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Unbiased reporting as ever from the Tory Mouthpiece

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Maybe not as big as some of the humans being bros acts on here, but my housemate just hung my laundry up for me and sometimes it's the little things that make a person's day

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If only all this socialised healthcare wasn't keeping her alive... I mean HURRAY FOR THE NHS...

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Pain is unpleasant, you say?!

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The poor ICU nurses spend all day in side rooms wearing full PPE looking after Covid patients. Humour is keeping us all going!

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Madlad has a thing or two to say about the law

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The fact that they BBC felt the need to specify that this will be free, as though a health service might not be, is exactly the subtle movement they are trying to create towards a more right-wing Britain and the eventual complete sell off of our NHS

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Well no, BBC News. As it happens, I don't like that at all!

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Blursed hospital trip

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Et tu?

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By popular demand, here is Phillip the Phallic Cactus, googly eyes and Christmas hat included

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Want proof that liberals are fascist enablers? Look no further

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Car door was open for approximately 3s...

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Blursed Haiku

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Gee I wonder why people might be unanimous in this 🤔

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Hmmm... That is indeed weird!

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So, turns out BoJo's column is worth approximately 200x the work of a staff nurse...

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Uh hu...

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I can't even fathom the kind of mind that would this this is a good way to advertise a game...

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What an unfortunate mishap!

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*confused Auth noises*

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Stay classy, London!

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Now that, is a good question...

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r/unexpectednemo

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Interesting new product from H&M!

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A centrist attempts to establish their political beliefs

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The best view of Devon? Watching it slide away as you return to Cornwall 👌

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Burthday appriaching, not in Cornwall, middle of lockdown? Only one option...

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Totally uncalled for

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I read the text before anything else and thought oh damn thag sounds great! Comments are full of Why should the rich pay more taxes?! People, apparently it's backwater 🙄

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Interesting new product from H&M!

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Living that Cornish dream 👌

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The dream ❤

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Top left of this graph is countries that have done poorly. Both economically and in terms of Covid deaths... Who else is furious that the government isnt being held accountable for this?

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Nope, not a steak but a mineral! Red agate and White Opal with Botryodial Chalcedony, to be precise! Credit: Chelsea Thompson

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Only one answer, really.

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Got accused of being a lib on a leftwing subreddit for saying we don't live in a post scarcity world and endless university education for anyone who wants it isn't in the best interests of society...

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Troll toll?

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This sounds like a good deal to me... From r/programminghumour

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My friend's horse has a silhouette of a jocky on its back

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Shared by a friend...

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Here, we don't sell Goat's cheese, we sell Jack's cheese

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Hey guys, stupid question. Is the second g in Glenmorangie hard like geese, or soft like Germany?

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So, what does her ECG show? Your guess is as good as mine...

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You're going to need some Magnum condoms for that?

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Accidental LibLeft-AuthRight business opportunity?

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My friend's horse has an overweight jockey on its back

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No, this isn't a steak, it's a huge chunk of minerals! Red agate and White Opal with Botryodial Chalcedony Credit: Chelsea Thompson

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Confessions of a fucking smart Cambridge student

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On a discussion about 'fatphobia'

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