When I flirt with girls, I never know how to take it a step further. When I’m being flirted with, I just assume they’re being friendly.2yr ⋅ gooseattacks ⋅ r/LesbianActually
See kids? This is why you don’t procrastinate building your science project, otherwise you fake an emergency illness on the day the project is due.5yr ⋅ gooseattacks ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I don’t always do bumper stickers, but if I were to get one, it would be...3yr ⋅ gooseattacks ⋅ r/priusdwellers
Found a local art installation in my Austin neighborhood. Keeping Austin weird.5yr ⋅ gooseattacks ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
3 years ago I asked my first Tinder match out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times, so here’s a picture of a random couple from Google.5yr ⋅ gooseattacks ⋅ r/funny
No wonder he got the word “Pleasure” and “Paradise” mixed up. One is quality time with himself, the other is quality time with Putin.5yr ⋅ gooseattacks ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
