Even Siri knows to respect the hyphen! I lost my way momentarily brothers and sisters 😔

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I found some guy dressed up as Neil Degrasse Tyson.

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If Batman were scottish.

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MRW my mom is talking on the phone with someone and says Huh? Oh yeah, he's right here.

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I'm not sure if my parents knew I met Ponyo at some point when I was little....

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Unidan's reaction when going into a thread.

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MRW I'm playing GTA Online, and someone puts a $9000 bounty on my head.

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MRW I'm home alone and finally wash all of my clothes.

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MRW I see my brother holding my USB drive full of porn.

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Finally did it! All with my janky pro controller for THE BABY (also a cameo from one of my Prime beam tattoos)

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In Donnie Brasco, when Lefty comes out of the airport hanger holding a lion on a chain-leash, Donnie gets behind cover using the car door. This is a common police maneuver when a suspect comes out of cover while armed. Basically, Joe let his cop show a bit when he got scared.

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MRW I'm about to masturbate and I lock my door.

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Let's hand this colorful bottle with fun font out to kids at a baseball game! In Summer! WITH 80 DEGREE DRY HEAT.

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When you go to take a picture, but your front camera turns on instead.

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MRW I have a lisp and I'm at my grandmother's funeral where I was told there would be fudge.

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The lyrics of 'Halo'.

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My grandpa, holding a shotgun as a police officer in 1974.

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MRW my best friend tells me about his sexcapades with his girlfriend after I just break up with a girl.

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MRW I lucid dreamt I was a girl.

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Can someone help me figure out what font this is? Trying to figure out for a tattoo!

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MRW I go to /r/gonewild

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MRW I take a huge dump and I only hear a tiny splash.

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We Will Be Giants by Yale Stewart.

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MRW my dad accidentally finds my porn stash.

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[Picture] Seems pretty accurate.

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MRW my mom spoiled the season finale of The Walking Dead for me.

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Monsters in the Closet by Yale Stewart.

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MRW I get mad at my little cousin, and he keeps trying to apologize

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I don't think Arkham Origins knows what a New Game Plus is.

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All of /r/fallout and /r/gaming right now.

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My reaction when I see a bunch of people complaining about how Arkham Origins is a broken piece of crap game.

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Bruce and Alfred, baking!

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MRW I get a facial peel.

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MRW I'm watching House and they finally diagnose Lupus

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[GIF] MRW I'm seeing all the posts about going to school when I'm homeschooled.

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MRW me and my friend see a hot girl.

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MRW my mom says she doesn't think I'll eat all of the food I ordered.

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Dwight Schrute

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Gotta love Barry.

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Clark and his Death Star.

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Hit-Girl and Deadpool (1920x1080) (x-post from /r/wallpapers)

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A pug fetching a stick with a GoPro attached.

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MRW I chew minty gum, then breath in cold winter air.

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Can anyone tell me where I can find this? And what kind of gun this is?

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I found this in a Facebook thread.

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MRW someone likes their own post on Facebook

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MRW I'm telepathically speaking to a rookie race-car driver through a shorter man's mind and he says he wants to run over Nicolas Cage who just transformed into the Declaration of Independence.

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MRW I get banned from any sub-reddit.

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What is this object that came in with my Microsoft Surface?

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My grandpa (holding the shotgun) as a police officer in Dallas, Texas in 1974.

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MRW friends and people are the internet are trying to tell me why Jared Leto's new Joker won't work.

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This...tanuki puppy? I'm not sure what breed or species this is, can someone help me out?

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A poem for the actress Chloe Grace Moretz

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MRW everyone keeps saying there will never be a Hellboy 3

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Google's reaction to everyone complaining about their new policy on Indie Music.

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Bruce likes Legos (x-post from /r/batman)

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MRW my grandma is telling a story of her childhood at the family gathering, and she says the N-word.

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Deep, DEEP in the of Texas.

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MRW I'm taking my first dump in 2 days after taking laxatives.

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[1920x1080] Best friends.

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Saw this outside of a comic shop.

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MRW I live in the Southern South and everyone is freaking out about snow.

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MRW me, my mom, and my sister are listening to Celine Dion, and she starts to sing about blowing someone.

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[Help] Winter Soldier, I need some ideas for the mask

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MRW I go to the comments section of a post featuring Chloe Grace Moretz.

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ChuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA

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MRW someone asks me Would you really bang Nicki Minaj?

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Always wear a helmet when you air-jig down the road.

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MRW I write a script, show it to an actor, and they say It was realistic in a non-realistic way!

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MRW my parents buy movie theater tickets to Godzilla but we end up seeing Blended

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Is this dog real? Can something seriously be this cute?

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[Self] Winter Soldier. (Work in progress)

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MRW I realize my brother tricked me into leaving the house, leaving him alone.

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I really hope I'm using this right.

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When I go to Chuck E. Cheese with my family and I give hundreds of tickets to another family of children.

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What kind of coat is Simon Pegg wearing here?

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Can someone convert this into a 1920x1080 wallpaper?

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MRW people complain about babies being in /r/aww lately.

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