It ended up destroying their friendship (context in comments)

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Today was the day Andrew Tate’s balls shrivelled up and died

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Why did it take so long for this show to get memed

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Anakin, no!

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R4 died for you, man

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In hindsight, maybe he should’ve asked that Jedi librarian if she had any info like that

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I’m not saying she isn’t op, but Palpatine once force choked Dooku while he was halfway across the galaxy. How does that even work?

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There’s only one right answer (it’s Phase II)

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Sorry, for now you have to share a disk with the Gamorrean delegation

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Does this shitpost still count as a history meme?

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We’re keepers of the peace, now bring out the peacethrowers!

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People wonder how Aang’s romance game improved so much by Book 3 but clearly it’s because those prisoners in Avatar Day gave him really good advice

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He was getting pizzas when Order 66 happened

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If Luke Skywalker met Sabine Wren

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It keeps happening

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That’s a good question, Mr. Buscemi

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In Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, Rey finds this stupid dagger and comments how horrible things have been done with it. This shows how Rey does not think her lightsaber being used to kill children in Revenge of the Sith is horrible by comparison.

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Even though it was a job where you had to literally clean up the king’s shit and wipe his ass, it was apparently a highly coveted position that came with a lot of political power

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The city of Brighton and Hove, England passed a law in 2022 for all new buildings constructed to have bee bricks. These bricks are designed for solitary bees (bees that aren’t part of a hive) to live in. This effort is meant to try to reduce the bee population’s drastic decline in recent years.

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In Thor: Love and Thunder (2022), there’s an ice cream parlour in New Asgard called Infinity Conez. This is a reference to the Hitler’s Dairyan Master Taste ice cream parlour in downtown Tel Aviv that doesn’t actually exist because that would be fucking ridiculous and so is this.

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Lemme get my world’s smallest violin

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Horseshoe crabs having their blood harvested at a medical lab. Their blood is very important for vaccine development as it helps to prevent bacterial contamination. Most horseshoe crabs survive this process and are released back into the wild.

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Supposedly, when John Hetherington invented the top hat and wore it in public for the first time, it caused people to faint from shock and a riot broke out. It’s debatable whether or not this actually happened, but I want to believe.

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Let Peter be happy dammit

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It’s about the journey, not the destination. Unless the destination was the Battle of Tsushima

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“Are we the baddies?”

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In Romeo + Juliet (1996), all the characters have guns but the guns are all called things like swords or daggers to keep it Shakespeary. Wait, what do you mean this isn’t a comedy?

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Sure, it didn’t all happen at the same time, but it’s still wild that there are multiple examples in history of this happening

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Sad Gollum noises

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Adam Sandler’s movie Click starts out like most Adam Sandler comedy films. This is so the audience will be lulled into a false sense of security for when the second half of the film becomes super depressing out of nowhere.

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It was called the Burr Conspiracy, explanation in the comments

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General Order No. 11 meme

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They chose poorly

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What do you mean, “biological weapons research”?

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I know it’s just a joke, but is it morally okay for a Jedi like Obi-Wan to mind trick the death stick guy (aka, Elan Sleazebaggano) into rethinking his life? Obi-Wan doesn’t know a thing about this guy’s life, and he basically brainwashes him for selling space-cigarettes.

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What do you think is the funniest moment in all of of Star Wars?

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They did actually claim this, and the Summer Paralympics would be hosted in The Netherlands that year

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You seein this, Mas?

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In Superman (1978), Jonathan Kent has a heart attack and dies. This is a reference to how having him die in a tornado when Superman could easily save him would be stupid.

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Surely this won’t make a bunch of people angry

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Numerous traffic accidents, massive water pollution, and probably caused the deaths of two fishermen

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Why’d you call him infamous tho

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Were the clones even being paid?

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Lucoa faces the consequences of her actions

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Sweden and Denmark have fought more wars with each other than any other two nations

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Apparently this freak also won a season of Survivor

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I love how in Star Wars: Clone Wars when Anakin is made a Jedi Knight there is clearly no one there with a purple lightsaber, meaning Mace didn’t even bother showing up

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The utter disrespect

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“But wouldn’t Palpatine sense him if he’s on Coruscant?” Mace and Yoda couldn’t sense a Sith Lord five feet away from them, Luke would be fine.

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The Stasi (East Germany’s secret police) did actually do this. The Stasi did a lot of pretty horrible things and they used a lot of the same techniques that were used by the Gestapo.

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Salvador Dali was a menace

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Medieval Jews would wash their hands and bathe more often than other Europeans at the time, which may have increased their survival rate during the Black Death.

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This is the only logical explanation I can think of for why he would decide to go down there. I’m not even sure if Jango’s armor is pure beskar like Din’s is.

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Because I grew up with the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies, I used to think Spider-man always had the organic web-shooters. It wasn't until I was older that I realized he normally builds his own web-shooters. Was it like this for a lot of people?

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Is this high enough effort to not be posted on Sunday?

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Is actual criminal Toph “let’s break some rules” Beifong really in any position to be giving Tenzin shit over this?

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In 1985, fans of the Hanshin Tigers, a Japanese baseball team, threw a statue of Colonel Sanders into a river while celebrating the Tigers winning the Japan Championship Series. Because the Tigers have not won the Japan Series again since then, some fans believe the statue has cursed the team.

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It hurt me to make this more than it hurt you to read it

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“Can’t sleep, fish will eat me. Can’t sleep, fish will eat me.”

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40 years ago today, Marvin Gaye was murdered by his shitty father, who was only given a six-year suspended sentence and five years of probation

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I expected nothing and I’m still let down

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Explanation in the comments, but long story short, it was a massive biohazard

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Nicknames for Syphilis by country (1500s CE)

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Ngl, that scene actually freaked me out as a kid

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Does Obi-Wan know how to check someone’s pulse?

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In The King’s Man (2021), we learn that World War 1 was secretly orchestrated by this Scotsman who wanted to start a global war so Scotland could gain independence, and members of the secret organization he leads includes Gavrilo Princip, Rasputin, the Mata Hari, Lenin, and Hitler. Let that sink in.

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For comparison, the Manhattan Project had over 100,000 people working on it and a budget of $2 billion. Nazi Germany's equivalent, the Uranverein, had less than 100 people working on it and a budget of $2 million.

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Any DBZA fans here?

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I’m 90% sure this is gonna happen

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To be fair, Qui-Gon could have been way less vague about everything

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When you have 50,000 people living in an area the size of four soccer fields

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Did anyone actually think there were carbs in ice?

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UESP supremacy

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Also, Sergeant Deez

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Pretty sure Obi-Wan has the death sentence on all systems

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You knew what you were signing up for, Padme

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Maybe the Numidium broke time again

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I mean he is a clone

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The 2021 animated film Seal Team has a character voiced by Seal that is named Seal Seal. I can’t even really make a joke about that, I’m just amazed this exists and I hope the plot involves the Seal Team hunting down Osama bin Penguin.

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When your virtue signaling backfires

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Dude was actually afraid of fish and percussion instruments

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Hanssen was actually part of the investigation that was trying to find himself

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You can’t prove this isn’t what happened

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During Cromwell’s rule over England, all music in public places were banned. He also banned the theatre, sports, holidays, and pretty much any form of fun you can think of.

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Why did they make Dooku so young here? At this point he should canonically be 70 years old.

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Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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Then everything became half red and half blue

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Stalin went to the Firelord Ozai School of Parenting

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They never actually got around to making it, but they really did consider doing this

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Thanks, I hate it

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Glad I didn’t accidentally post this to r/historymemes first, that definitely didn’t happen

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Also, these two guards behind me just overheard us talk about how I used to be a Jedi, so I’m gonna need you to execute them

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How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man!?

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We can’t break continuity so they’re not allowed to meet yet

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Poke Problems

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The Permian-Triassic extinction event was way worse than the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event (the one that killed the dinosaurs). About 90% of all life on earth died.

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Napoleon’s height was slightly above average for French men in the early 1800s, but British propaganda led everyone to believe he was short

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Imagine Palpatine’s reaction if Anakin died because he froze himself in carbonite

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So what if you killed every other bandit here including the chief and have the power to shout people off of cliffs? Me and my iron dagger can take you!

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Azerbaijan's Stan

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Based on a true story

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You really didn’t

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Collect them all!

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This really would have made more sense

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No you can't join our battle Shaak Ti, we need you to stay on Kamino. But hey, at least your safe there.

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He also claimed that an almost identical situation happened to him when he was captured by Turks

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Wow, thanks Eorlund

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“Sure hope she never loses her mind and banishes us for no reason!”

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The Iroquois Confederacy didn’t make peace with Germany when WW1 ended, so they were technically still at war throughout the 1920s and 1930s (Andorra and Costa Rica did this too)

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Your entire perception of ancient Greco-Roman statues is wrong, the paint just faded away over time

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We ain’t found shit!

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At least you get a cool necklace

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RIP Laika

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I mean it’s certainly possible that Goblin Slayer has eaten Goblins before

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Sounds legit

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Oceans rise, empires fall, and you won’t even be able to win at football

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A Morbillion kills! (btw this list is crap. Luke, Tarkin, and Chopper don’t even make the top 20)

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Apparently Hitler and Trotsky even went to the same cafe

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Why, Charlie Brown, Why? (1990) is a Peanuts special about a girl with cancer. Did you know there was a Peanuts special about a girl with cancer? Well you do now.

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Now all the dragons are going to be super inbred

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Is this actually possible?

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I think it's pretty likely they didn't have her backstory thought out yet when she appeared in The Mandalorian

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I guess Katara really is magic

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Explanation in the comments

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I want my money back, Galathil

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Shuro doesn’t have a chance

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I just noticed that before Bo-Katan was introduced, nearly all Mandalorians shown in The Clone Wars were either blonde or bald. These early episodes also retconned Jango Fett as not actually being a Mandalorian, though they retconned that retcon and now he is a Mandalorian again.

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Some 90s comics really just had no chill (Fantastic Four #371, Dec. 1992)

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When you hate evil space capitalists so much that you team up with other evil space capitalists

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Did my story about Darth Plagueis mean nothing to you?

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He was also considered a much better actor than John Wilkes

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Plus the people who got hit with Palpatine's and Mace's lightsabers

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No wonder Grievous lost to him

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Never gets old

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Demographics of Skyrim cities

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Originally had this meme be with Anakin, but it fits a lot better with Yoda

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Whatever, they weren’t her real parents anyway

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This scene in Future was real hard to watch

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They gave it to him in 1980. Which means both Saddam Hussein and Elmo from Sesame Street have gotten Keys to the City of Detroit (Elmo got it in 2010).

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Reinhard Heydrich was easily one of the worst figures of the Nazi regime. He was governor of Bohemia and Moravia and was nicknamed the Butcher of Prague for his brutality, and he was one of the main architects of the Holocaust.

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The unspoken rule that the Avatar can only successfully date women (usually Fire Nation women)

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I have to rest for over 12 hours to heal from a f*cking rat!?

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Prison cells at work

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For the record, if Hillary or Biden got indicted for something tomorrow, I really wouldn’t care. I don’t worship politicians.

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Why can’t I see anymore, Ahsoka??

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Stupid counterfeit soul gems

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The Vietnam War and the Iraq War, the only wars that have their own theme song

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